“Who’s there?”
“Ouch!”
“Ouch who?”
“Ouch! Peachblossom stepped on my foot again!”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
(Silence)
“Hello?”
(Silence)
“Who’s there?”
(Silence)
*author yanks door open angrily and a bucket of muddy water falls on the poor latter.* “Very funny Joren and co!”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Seaver!”
“Seaver who?”
“Seaver your head if you don’t open the door!”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Roald!”
“Roald who?”
“Roald, roald ya boat…” *to be sang with a thick accent*
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Neal!”
“Neal who?”
“No you idiot! My name is Nealen of Queensclove!”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Kit!”
“Kit who?”
“Badger kits, have you seen them?”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“Holly!”
“Holly who?”
“I am a Holly bush and you are pine!” (A First Test joke)
*Knock knock*
“Who’s there?”
*Trill*
*author tries to unsuccessfully imitate the trill* who?
*The door suddenly swings open to reveal a pink coloured kitten mumbling and walking into the room* (Translation of Kit’s mumbling: Stupid #$*#&$Y*$& mortal!)
