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Ydid the Tortallan cross the road? | |||||||||||||
Yes, it is my ever so quirky imagination kicking up again to create this section. This section answers the all so profound question... Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?.. in a Tortallan context. =) Do send me your feedback and contribution to this section! |
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Q: Why did Neal cross the road? A: To go chase after the pretty girls on the other side! Q: Why did Lord Wyldon cross the road? A: To get the other side of course! To be otherwise means change and change is b-a-d!! Q: Why did Peachblossom cross the road? A: To go bite Neal! Q: Why did Kel cross the road? A: To go get Lasala! It is much to manly for Lasala to cross the road on her own, so Kel has to drag her across. Q: Why did Jump cross the road? A: To follow Kel who crossed the road! Q: Why did Alanna cross the road? A: To show that girls can cross the road as well, then later, Alanna will dance around the guys when they cross the road to show them who is boss and excel in it. Q: Why did Faithful cross the road? A: To get Alanna to stop dancing in the middle of the road! Q: Why did George cross the road? A: To join Alanna in the middle of the road to dance! Q: Why did Owen cross the road? A: To join the Liverpool soccer team! Q: Why did Thayet cross the road? A: To show her support of Alanna crossing the road. Q: Why did a group of young noble women cross the road? A: To follow after Thayet as they are the Queen’s Ladies. What the Queen do, they do too! Q: Why did another group of young noble women cross the road? A: To be in fashion of course! Thayet made it the latest thing, the most “in” thing to do. Q: Why did Daine cross the road? A: To heal an injured animal across the road! Q: Why did Numair cross the road? A: He didn’t, he levitated. Q: Why did Badger cross the road? A: To go after Daine, he has to look after his kit, you know! Q: Why did Buri cross the road? A: How am I supposed to know? I can’t read her mind! ~ Wildofre ~ Q : Why did Numair cross the road? A : He didn't, he shapeshifted and flew across. ~ Adrienna ~ Q : Why did Joren cross the road? A : To go bully Owen! Q : Why did Garvey cross the road? A : To go chase Joren.. ^_~ Q : Why did Raoul cross the road? A : To use as an excuse to avoid social engagements. Q : Why did a messenger run across the road? A : He was sent by Jon to find Raoul and get him to go to a ball. Q : Why did Raoul cross the road in slow, slow, oh-so-slow motion? A : He is following Jon's orders at a "deliberate" speed. ^_^ Q : Why did Owen cross the road? A : Because it was a "jolly" thing to do. ~ Wildofre ~ (Am I boring you yet? ^_^ ) *NEW* Q : why did alanna cross the road? A : because her clothes came off and she had to run across before anyone saw she was a girl Q : Why did Ralon cross the road? A : Because Alanna was chasing him. Q : Why did Alanna cross the road? A : To catch that evil Ralon. Q : Why did Jon cross the road? A : To make sure Alanna beat up Ralon. Q : Why did George cross the road? A : To make sure that Jon wasn't falling in love with Alanna ~ Adrienna ~ |
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Tortallan Humour | |||||||||||||
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