| Truth Or Dare Written by Waddles Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, Tamora Pierce does! Yadda, yadda, yadda! ~~~~~TRUTH OR DARE~~~~~ Numair was sprawled on the blue sofa, next to Daine. Alanna was seated on a stool to their right, and Rikash was perched on the coffe table to their right. Kaddar and the Graveyard Hag sat together on the purple couch to the far right. They were all called to Onau's house for a party celebrating the fall of Orzone... They were all sitting around the table feasting on chicken (Even Daine,!) when all of the sudden... ONAU: I have a great idea! Lets play truth or dare! NUMAIR: Truth or dare? Are you sure you want to? ONAU: Of course! It would be fun! (Everybody choruses in a big "Yes! Lets play it!") ONAU: Okay! I'll go first! Rikash? Truth or dare? RIKASH: Dare! ONAU: OK then... I dare you to take a bath! *gasps from all around the room* RIKASH: NOOOOOOO! I'll do anything.... ANYTHING, but take a bath! Why, it's against stromwing nature to take baths! I can't! I just can't! PLEASE! GIVE ME ANOTHER DARE PLEASE! *Rikash tears up* Please don't! Please! Think of what other stormwings would say... "Oh look! There goes that sissy stormwing that took a bath !He must smell like posies and roses..." I can't let them say that! So, I must not take a bath! Please don't make me! I'll absolutely die if I take a bath! The other stormwings will no longer fly downwind of me! I don't wanna smell like posies and roses... *Rikash starts balling* Please don't make me! All stormwings know that- ONAU: OK! Rikash it's okay! I'll give you another dare! Just please shut-up! RIKASH: Oh! You are so nice Onau! ONAU: Whatever! Anyway... Rikash! I dare you to...... *everybody locks their eyes on Onau*.... To..... do your ballerina impression! RIKASH: Oh joy.... *Rikash spins in his bird claws while holding his wings above his head* *everybody bursts out luaghing* RIKASH: Shut-up! All of you! Graveyard Hag? Truth or Dare? GRAVEYARD HAG: Truth!!! RIKASH: How old are you? *gasps from around the room* I mean cummon !you must be pretty old to look like that! How old are you? GRAVEYARD HAG: Well, okay! If you must know.... I'm 7492048563729107642457890976543435676745478574847548975893475893478 and a half! *many gasps... Alanna falls off her stool in surprise, but gets back on quickly* RIKASH: I think I would have been better off not knowing.... GARVEYARD HAG: Well now.... DAINE? Truth or dare? DAINE: Dare! GRAVEYARD HAG: Well then.... I dare you to make out with Numair for 5 min. strait right in front of us! DAINE: Okay! Come here you sexy, hottie! NUMAIR: *licks his lips and rubs his hands together* I'm commin' you sexy chick! *Numair and Daine engaged in an activity of kissing, holding, and rolling...* ONAU: Children out there? Close your eyes! ALANNA: I didn't know Daine could kiss that well! *licking her lips* ~~~~~ 5 minutes later ~~~~~ RIKASH: OK guys! That's enough! NUMAIR: Pick me Daine! DAINE: Okay Numair! Truth or dare? NUMAIR: Ummm... truth!? DAINE: Have you seen me naked? NUMAIR: Ummmm.... Ummmmm... RIKASH: *sneering* You have to answer Numair!!! NUMAIR: *gulp* Y-y-yes. (A chorus or "OHHHHH's" and "Ahhhhh's") NUMAIR: *blushing* Rikash, truth or dare? RIKASH: Dare!!! NUMAIR: Kiss the graveyard hag! *laughs insanely* RIKASH: I hate you Numair! You'll pay for this one!!! HAG: Come over here big boy! *hag puts on lipstick* Pucker up! (sssssmmmmmoooooooooooooooocccchhhh!) (a chorus of "eeewwwww's") *Rikash hobbles back over to his perch, swearing* ALANNA (To Rikash): Well, well, looks like there actually is someone who could love that ugly face! RIKASH: Shut-up! Alanna! Truth or dare??? *grins* ALANNA: Ewwww! You need to brush your teeth! Even more, take a bath!!! RIKASH: Shut-up and ask the question! (a chorus of "ya's" and "uh-hu's") ALANNA: Dare! *Rikash grins* RIKASH: Do you have a crush on Kaddar? *Kaddar puts the sign against evil on his chest* ALANNA: Yes! Yes I do! *Kaddar screams as she hops onto his lap* Kiss me Kaddar! *Kaddar pushes Alanna off of him and dusts himself off, sighing.* ALANNA: Kaddar? Hun? Truth or dare? KADDAR: Truth! ALANNA: Do you have a crush on daine? *Alanna crosses her fingers for a "no" and Numair holds his breath for a "no". Daine blushes as she hopes for a "yes") KADDAR: Y-yes! *Numair and Alanna yelp, Daine blushes* HAG: *blowing kisses to Rikash* Sweet love! Sweet, sweet love! KADDAR: *shoots Daine an embarrased look* Graveyard Hag? Truth or dare? HAG: Truth baby! *Rikash whimpers* KADDAR: You're a god right? HAG: Duh. KADDAR: Ok, so you would know things that happen in the future right? HAG: Uh-hu. KADDAR: Is Daine having Numair or Orzone's baby eight months from now? DAINE: What!? How did you know I was pregnant??? I never told a soul! How? How did you know?! NUMAIR: Daine? *tears up* Am I gonna be a daddy? ALANNA: Oh my gosh! Daine, you're only..... ONAU: 17!!!! RIKASH: This is getting gross! Sickening! So ummm... who's the daddy? Numair or Orzone? NUMAIR: What do you mean Orzone? She never did anything with him! Right Daine?...... DAINE: Well, actually..... NUMAIR: Never mind! I do not want to know! Answer the question Graveyard hag! Oh and Daine?! Our relationship is OVER!!! DAINE: What relationship? *she goes and sits by the blushing Kaddar* *Numair gasps* HAG: It's Numair's baby!!! And If you must know... Thre's two! Youre' having twins Daine! *Numair faints...Daine faints... Rikash flies out the window, disgusted, and Alanna faints* HAG: Well... Kaddar? Onau? Could you help me clean this room up? I think the party is over... along with a few relationships! |
| ToRtAlLaN TrUtH Or DaRe |
| This section is inspired by Waddles! Ever wondered how TP characters would be like when they play Truth Or Dare? Well, this section explores the idea. It doesn't have to be a long passage, snippets or even just truth or dare questions for Tortallans would be welcomed here! |
| ~ POTS Truth or Dare ~ Written by Rubi of Queenscove ( Wildofre : My greatest apologies to Rubi for accidentally putting the wrong name here!! ) The whole gang (neal, fal, cleon, owen, prosper, merric, roald, iden, warric, seaver, esmond, and any one else I forgot) with the exception of Kel was seated in a circle in Neal's room. It was midwinter, and they had all returned from wherever they had been with their knight-masters. They were quite bored, and no one could think of anything to do. "Hey!" exclaimed Merric. "Let's play truth or dare!" "That's a great idea!" said Fal. Roald, not really wanting to get too involved in this little game, did eeny meeny minie moe to pick who would go first. "And you are it," he recited, pointing to Owen. "Jolly!" exclaimed Owen. "Let's see...I pick...Merric! Truth or Dare?" "Truth," replied Merric. "Jolly! Merric..hmmmm...What is the capital of Scanra?" "Owen, this aint trivial pursuit! Haven't you ever played Truth or Dare?" Fal seemed disgusted. "Well...no," said Owen sheepishly "Watch and learn," said Fal. "Merric wanted Truth, right?" Merric nodded. "Merric- How many different girls have you kissed, and how many were Kel?" "Two," said Merric, obviously proud of himself. "And NONE were Kel." "Liar!" proclaimed Neal. "Let's find out if you're lying, or not." Dark green fire surrounded Merric. "OK, Merric," said Neal. "How many different girls have you kissed, and how many were Kel?" "Two," said Merric, almost in a monotone. "And none were Kel." "Jolly!" said Owen. "He was telling the truth!" The green fire vanished. "Told you so!" smirked Merric. "OK, he said. I pick...Neal! Prosper, put the spell on him." Prosper's white magic surrounded Neal. "Neal- do you love Kel?" (A/N- It's funny how all these questions/dares have to do w/Kel!) "No. I only like her as a friend," replied neal. The magic vanished. "Wow, and I thought for sure he did..." pondered Warric. "Prosper- truth or dare?" asked Neal. Prosper decided to be bold. " Dare" Neal thought for a moment. He whispered something in Prosper's ear. Prosper nodded. "Hey! No fair!" said Iden. "Be quiet for a minute!" said neal, irritated. "Ok- Prosper. Go get Kel and bring her in here." Cries echoed throughout the room. "What kind of dare is that?" "Gee, that takes a lot of nerve." "That isn't a very jolly dare!" (A/N: you can guess who said that!) But a dare was a dare, and Prosper left to go get Kel. While he was gone, Neal told the group his plans. They agreed that it was a very good idea. They numbered off, and decided Roald was to be the host. Soon, Prosper returned, Kel in tow. Prosper took his handkerchief and blindfolded her. Kel kicked and screamed. "What are you doing???" she demanded. "Just be quiet, and Roald'll explain." "'kay," said Kel reluctantly. "Hello, and welcome to...Who's the best kisser! I'm your host, Roald of Conte. Here's how it works. We're all going to kiss you. Except me of course, I'm the host!. You have to decide who's the best based on passion, skill, and French ability! At the end, if you can guess who you named the best kisser, you get a ticket to a free session of...7 minutes in heaven! With the person you picked of course. Now, let's get started!" *Geez,* thought Kel, *this is interesting. I don't want to hurt cleon's feelings, so I'll just say he's the best even if he isn't. Ive kissed him enough to know his style. It shouldn't be too hard to guess... * "Okay! Here's number one!" Roald's voice bellowed. (A/N- This one's owen.) *Ewww, this one slobbers a LOT* thought kel. **10 min later** "Here's number 7!" *ooo this one is most definitely Cleon...so far # 3 is the runner up.* ** Three kissers later** "OK...so it's time to reveal who the best kisser was!" said roald. "Number 7!" said Kel. She heard snickers from the boys. "And who might number 7 be?" asked roald. "ummm..." kel pretended to think. "cleon?" "You guessed it!" he took kel's blindfold off. "You have won an all expense paid trip in the closet with cleon!" "Oh, goody! But can I just ask, who was number three?" Neal blushed. "Well neal..you were the second best!" "Thank you for the compliment lady keladry." He kissed her again. Cleon looked mad. "You're welcome future Sir Nealan." Cleon socked Neal. "Hey! What are you doing, kissing my lady?" "It was just friendly, cleon..." "Come on, Kel." Cleon took her by the hand, and led her to Neal's closet. "You don't need him..." Their friends were all whistling at them. Kel snapped her head around. "Stop it!" They stopped immediately. "thank you." "I love you kel," said Cleon "I love you too," said Kel. |