ABOOT THE AUTHORS...
Edward John Clinton Hall
D.O.B: 13/12/1979
Nicknames: Teddy, Edjimundo, Ledjimundo, Bubba, Mr.Furious, Thunderpants
Catchphrase: "Oooh, look at that!" said in the style of big Elton John
Education: English Public School (like you hadn't guessed) 1990-1997; 2:1 Law and Italian, Cardiff University 1997-2001
Favourite Sports Teams: Arsenal FC, Bath Rugby, LA Cockfighters (Cricball)
What I want to be when I'm grown up:
Gigolo or Dictator of small Eastern European Country
Favourite Travel Memory:
The three days at the Pink Palace - unbelieveable!

A little bit aboot me (by Will):
The boy is a thoroughly good egg, but he uses up far too much toilet paper for my liking. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: the boy is uncommonly smelly. He likes menstrual music and enjoys screaming like a big girl.
Seriously, he is the authorotative presence that I needed to get through the trip, and if it wasn't for him, I'd probably be stuck in Versailles. He's in the process of growing into a fine young man, and I wouldn't be suprised if he ends up as either Prime Minister or a ladyboy called 'Talula'. He has recently developed a liking of all things Australian...I don't know, some people.
D.O.B: 16/08/1983
Nicknames: Will, Willy, Willinho, Bubba jr, Grotbags, Popeye, Shrek, Man-Beast
Catchphrase: "Ted, I need a poo"
Education: English Public School (1994-2001); University of Surrey (starting in September '02)
Favourite Sports Teams: Arsenal FC, Salisbury City FC, Bath Rugby, Tamsin Outhwaite XI (Cricball)
What I want to be when I'm grown up: A male model, or the leading role in 'Top Gun: the Musical'
Favourite Travel Memory: Pub Crawl in Ios, leading to Mick Jagger Dancing

A little bit about me (by Ed): Despite his smelly feet and general apathy about anything, Will was great to travel with. His uncanny ability to track down Irish Pubs with Skysports as well as Old MacDonald's Two Beef Patty Farm meant that we did not starve and waste too much time seeing interesting and cultural things, thank God. Will loves to dance like Mick Jagger and likes Steve Guttenberg an unhealthy amount (the court case starts in August - Will still claims that he was not trying to touch Steve's 'special place'. We shall see). But seriously, Will was chilled out and great fun to travel with, and I would thoroughly recommend that any young ladies planning to study at Surrey should, in the words of Robert Downey Jr in Weird Science,"Check him out!". Will only wears blue clothes.
William Henry Blackstock Hall
HOME
Our Favourite Sites:
Arsenal FC Official Home Page
The Pink Palace
Steve Guttenberg.com!