"Steve Guttenberg finds himself going on holiday to Madrid. He has the mossa del giguaro (an ability where everyone he touches wants to sleep with him). Unfortunately his ability is taken from him in the middle of the night by a troupe of monkeys. In the morning, Steve sets off for the jungle on the outskirts of town, where he is lost for 7 days and 7 nights. All of a sudden, he is captured by the monkeys, who wish to steal his 80s acting abilities and give them to their King. They arrive at the throne of the monkeys where David Hasselhoff sits, clad only in a loin-cloth.
'Give me your acting ability, Guttenberg!' demanded Hasselhoff. Steve, however morphs into Lieutenant Mahoney from Police Academy and busts some monkeys' chops, and escapes with the mossa del giaguaro, in time to go back to Nice and work as a beach salesman. Hooray!"
