Gardaland - 1st May

We all hopped into Ce's car and zoomed through the streets of Pavia, stopping only at AutoGrill for some breakfast, and to learn Italian swear words from Zio Franny. We did however succeed in stretching Ce and Shamila's pantience to the full by speaking to each other in out refined form of jibberish.   Shami decided not to kill us, as we were quiet for at least the last 5 seconds of the journey, and as a small token of our appreciation, we paid their entrance fees to the park.   Throughout the day, there was much tomfoolery and yes, I'll admit it, larks were had. We took some classic ride photos (mostly involving nipples - or cappezzoli in Italiano), and we were entertained enormously by Rosalino's incessant laughing and acting like a 10 year old - he was our perfect playmate!

The infamous Gardaland 'tuff' gang, and their ringleader Zia Shami, of the 'Kingston Tuff Cru'

Will spots Bungle in a crowd of his cuddly jungle friends!

Ted: "Let me down! I promise not to have any more Teddy Tantrums!"

The retards were put in their restrainers for their own safety

Ah, homo-erotica, there's nowt quite like it!

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Will their mother forgive them?

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