M E M B E R S   O F    T H E    K N I G H T H O O D
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LADY MIAKA
Appointed Tastetester of Royal Foods and Protector of the Royal Toilet Brush.
SIR ANGEL THE MENTAL
Keeper Of All Nuri/Hori Fics and Watcher of the Royal Midnight Snacks.
LADY KAKO
Keeper of the Royal Mirrors.
SIR TOBY THE OPENMINDED
Keeper of Nuriko's Wardrobe and Keeper of Hotohori's Imperial Bucket Hat.
*Note:  Initially, we were not going to allow this, as Sir Weeping Willow is already keeper of Hotohori's BOX hat, but we have since decided that the box hat is the small one that holds in his imperial bun, while the bucket hat is the one saved for more ceremonial occasions.  Therefore, carry on, Keeper of Hotohori's Bucket Hat!!
LADY RARUKE ISHINO
Female friend of Tasuki, Upholder of the Nuri/Hori Relationship, and Keeper of the Royal Beds. 
LIANA WANDERWILLOW
Appointed Waver of WE LOVE SAP! Banner and Royal Authority On Slash and Related Subjects.
DANIELLE
Cleaner of Hotohori's Sword and Appointed Polisher of Nuriko's Gauntlets.
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TEDDYSHAMPOO THE FRUITY
Chichiri's Personal Teddy Bear, Keeper of the Royal Shampoo (& Conditioner), and Royal Hair Washer.
SIR KARINE NO CHIBI-DRAGON
Keeper of Klutzy Anime Characters; Protector of Ranma,  Sakura, Inuyasha, Bit, and Van; Court Songwriter.
K N I G H T S
SIR SEIKEN
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CARRIE MAE CADIZ
"Liker" of Hotohori and Nuriko ^_~.
LADY RI AIKYO THE ROYAL EDITORIALIST
Keeper of Chichiri's Belongings and Good Friend To Mitsukake.
LADY TOKIO
Keeper of Nuriko's Love For His Sister and Protector of Hotohori's Palace Garden
RYUUEN CHOU
Wandering Hotohori/Nuriko Fanfiction Authoress, Holder of the Royal Collection of Nuriko and Hotohori Manga Quotes, Collector of Nuriko Pictures, and Holder of the Little Blue Book of Doom (aka the Nuri/Hori Quote Book).
MISS MARI THE JUST
Royal Tailor, Court Musician, and Palace Pastry Chef.
LADY SATURN
Keeper of Chiriko's Scrolls, Nuriko's Lady-In-Waiting, Celestial Guardian of the Four Gods.
LADY FLYING HEART
Seamstress and Designer of Nuriko's and Hotohori's Outfits, Keeper of the Royal Quotes.
SCARLETT FIRE
Tickler of Tasuki and Chichiri, Court Glomper By Day, Elusive and Notorious Bishounen Hunter By Night. 
NEKO KAMIYA the SEMI-NARCOLEPTIC-INSOMNIAC-BORDERLINE-BIPOLAR-HYPER-DEPRESSED-CAT GIRL-GOTHIC-WANNABE-FREAK
Leader of Royal Chatterboxes, "Keeper" of Tasuki's Tessen (he may or may not know about that ^_~.), Commander of the Royal Fanged Ones, the Court's Royal Basket Case, and the Only Evil-Cat-Girl-Succubus In All the Land Who Is Also Defines As "Cute." 
SIR CUTE AND WONDERFUL ONE
Keeper of the Royal Sweatdrop, Official Cleaner of Bed Mattresses, and Chivalrous Person Who Whacks All Who Claim That Homosexuality Is Abnormal Upside the Head.
LADY UME SMALL LADY MICHIRU
Royal Court Musician and Etiquette Mistress.
LADY CHIBIGREEN THE SUPER-DEFORMED
Court Magician (Chichiri:  Are you trying to steal my job, no da??), Repairer of the Walls After Accidental Destruction By Nuriko, Writer of the Royal Rants, Insane Matchmaker, and Collector of All Things Green.
LADY THEA OF GOLD HAIR
Special Guardian of the Royal Harem.
KOUGO HEIKA THE STARGAZER
Guardian of the Temple of Suzaku, Official Tracker of the Seishi Constellations, Keeper of Hotohori's "no da"s.
LADY NOBARA THE EVER-HUMBLE
Polisher of the Royal Mirrors, Washer of the Royal Laundry, Cleaner of the Royal Jewelry, Cleaner of the Royal Bathroom, Tender of the Royal Fireplaces, and Miscellaneous Court Musician.
WODENSCHILD
Messenger of Love, On A Mission From Freya and Odin, To Enlighten the Puritanical Masses.  Appointed Court Expert On Norse Mythology.
LADY LETICIA VALOR
Official Finder of the Silver Lining On Any and All Clouds, Keeper of Official Glass That Is Half Full and Paper That Is Half White.
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