| So anyways... |
| Welcome to my "key words" secret link. A ways back I listed my page on Google, which essentially opened it up to the entire plannet. One nifty perk about having your own web page is you get to see how people find you. I found some of the key words people used to find me nutty, others interesting and some downright frightening. At anyrate I decided to share some of the more popular and amusing ones with you, my lucky sufer... so here ya' go: |
| Last Updated 2/22/2 |
| Why more people are looking for Greg than Cat Dudnick, I'll never know. (Nothing personal Greg, but I think you know what I'm saying.) |
| I got your first sign of the apocalypse... RIGHT HERE. |
| And they came to my page... Looks like I'm corrupting more than just youth now. |
| Uhmmm... Okay. |
| AND my favorite Jesus movie. |
| Scarier, even more perverted Catholic on my web page |
| Scary, perverted Jew on my web page |
| And this is the scariest one of all, because they probably thought I was serious... Probably some freshman in some college somewhere who sighted me as a source in some research paper... And subsequently failed. It was probably his first F, and a bout of depression set in, at which point he turned to drugs and alchohol, and ultimatly'll flunk out of college. He'll probably then turn to a life of crime and violence. And ten years down the road when he's strung out on some drug I never even heard of, he'll ask himself why his life sucks so much, and he will think back to my Happy Gilmore article and will then think of me, and how I screwed up his entire life. Thoughts of suicide will pop into his mind, but he'll deside to go on living for the sole reason of hunting me down and taking his vengence. Just something I have to look forward to. Lucky me. People can't take a freakin' joke these days. |
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| © 2002 Shawn Willox |
| Duh. |