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January 2003 |
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The Bovine Trilogy
Episode III: Raging BULL
***Warning Read at your own Risk*** |
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Photo by Jed Engle |
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This picture is of me doing my best to try to win some tickets to get a prize for some girl. I know, kinda CHEESEy. She was cute. Well more than cute... UDDERly astonishing. I noticed she was hanging aROUND the arcade and looking kinda lonely. So being my usual clumsy self I "OXidentally" bumped into her. I appologised and proceeded to STEERike up a conversation. Turns out she was from JERSEY, too. Everything was going swell, BUTTER boyfriend, CHUCK-whom she neglected to mention, soon changed that. A great feeling of ANGUSt over came me as she introduced us. I mean, I'm no COWard, but this guy was 6'6" and had quit a bit of weight on me. He smiled at us. Then he put his hand on my shoulder, turned to his girlfriend and said to her, "VEAL be right back." And then proceeded to escort me out of the arcade. Once outside I tried to talk some sense into ChucK and tell him had I realized that was his girlfriend I wouln't of DAIRYven to have spoken to her. He then proceded to beat me silly until ICE CREAMed for mercy. FLANKfully he stopped and warned me to not act so FARMilliar around someone else's gal ever again.
OK Kiddies, the moral of this story is if you ever MEAT a beautiful gal, your best bet is to STEAK out the situation BEEFore you put the MOOves on her.
Well... definitly MILKED that one for all it's worth. Until next time...
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Bonus Wacky E-mail Reply |
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Dear Shawn,
So, how have you been? I'm assuming pretty busy, since I visited that website of yours and noticed just how much effort you put into the Bovine Trilogy episode III. Either that, or you're not busy enough since you were able to spend so much time on it. But you never answered the most important question, did you win her the prize??
*hug*
Di.
Dear Di,
Doin' good. Rather busy, but good. To answer your question, I did win her the prize... a CUDdly stuffed monkey. And I didn't mean to end on such a downer. Dispite Chuck's thrashing, it was a great night with a wonderFILETdy. I just should have been more CALFul.
Love,
Shawn |
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