Shawn
Brian Sepanzyk
Brian "Soapdish" Sepanzkinskichet likes to use other people's cellphone #'s to pick up chicks/ girls/ whores/ she-males. This way, if they turn out to be weird / physco/ pregnant, he can easily bail on them, forcing the owner of the phone to explain to the dumpee that they are now unloved, and quite possibly ugly.
Fakt: Brian (Shawn) Soapdish is shorter than you think.