*Zoelegian Logic* was originally just a retaliation to *HWL G*'s "Luke Science", however, on closer inspection, *C* and *Z* found it to be more than that. *Much* more. *Zoelegian Logic* appears to be the source of all knowledge, all power, all *Everything*. It is *INFALLIBLE BEYOND UNREASONABLE DOUBT*.
For example, *Zoelegian Logic* states that "Luke Science", although *many-a-time* correct, can occasionally be *disproved*. This is a *fact*. *Zoelegian Logic* also states that anything uttered out of the mouths of anyone with cool hair could very likely be arguably true. A downside of this, however is that the only two people ever to correctly identify the essence of *cool* happen to be *The Window Lickers* themselves. (-*Cool Guy #1*)
For the record, *Zoelegian Logic* was based on the teachings of *Z* but mainly focuses on the wisdom af *C* to oppose anything that sounds too complicated to be realistic - such as "trigonometry", or "geography". It was thought up by *C*, who named it after *Z* just in case it turned out to be all one *big* lie. If the previous statement should ever be found to be true, *C* accepts no responsibility for loss or damage to personal property or front lawns. DEFECATION ON THE HOLY LAWN IS *NOT* THE ANSWER.
*The Window Lickers*
