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It is a little known fact that mr Champion has had more hit songs written about him than any other person in history. After extensive research by the likes of donald cox (the sweaty fox) and a man pretending to be the great-grandson of winston churchill, it was revealed that the super-hunk had at the last count had 267 songs in the hit parade written about his chiseled jaw line and youthful complexion. Nearly every song by crooners such as barry white, lionel ritchie and engelbert humperdinck was written about danny and more recently the hits 'just a little bit' by liberty x and of course 'you're beautiful' by james blunt. Rumours persist that a special album dedicated to dan will be released soon with possibly a track on it sung by DC himself. Below are some of the pictures that will be used for the album sleeve, what a treat for all the ladies out there, a chance to have a bit of dan in your (cd) rack. |
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