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| As world superbike legend valentino rossi once said 'si, ricardo lake es incredible an porro do mir champione coup de monde norbert detressangle mechano mr watt aged fawlty' which roughly translates to 'yes, richard lake is an incredible driver who would have won the world chamionship if it wasn't for faults with his cars'. The doctor is clearly fabricating the truth here. On more than one occasion in the past the aspiring racing supremo has been beaten by wily competitors such as jack 'road eater' murphy and even james 'foot to the floor' quinn. Mr Lake has claimed that these freak losses were due to mechanical difficulties and even once insinuated that irish rogue q-tip quinn sabotaged his car the night before a big race. There has never been proof to these accusations and even win against matt 'hole in one' raines didn't cheer his fans. The race was clearly a tortoise versus the hare event, hastily arranged to keep the support of his dissaffected followers. Aside from his racing mishaps, Mr Lake enjoys nothing more than watching american crime shows whilst tucking in to a supper of kit kats and ambrosia. |
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