If Michael Commerford is reading, could you please make contact as matt needs someone to buy next years glasto ticket.
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| Produced as part of Ginsters' "real life" pie range in 1984, Matthew escaped his pastry casing and made his way to the Valley, Floyd Road. After years of bullying and torture at school due to innapropriate clothing (most notably his sleeveless jacket), Matthew continued to gain weight at an exponential rate. Further bullying and cash incentives to lose weight had no effect on the disconsolate young gent. A chance meeting with knight of the realm Steve Redgrave at an alcoholics anoymous meeting changed Pie's life forever. Now hooked on the sports of rowing and passionate love-making, Pie is a changed man and is now guest speaker at Pukka Pies AGM. If Michael Commerford is reading, could you please make contact as matt needs someone to buy next years glasto ticket. |
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