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The lovechild of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Eva Braun, Hobert Jackaman has spent most of his life running away from the brazilian whose trousers he stole whilst playing street football in the mean streets of Rio. Since swimming accross the Atlantic at the age of 4 to England, this young Austrian has lead an extraordinary double life. By day he runs to and fro delivering vital sports records to the masses wearing an Anton Polster mask. But by night he is a different character. Dressed only in his favourite Australian T-shirt and of course those brazilian trousers, the young bear was once spotted by Perregrin Gerald Murray 'prowling the streets of eltham'. And by prowling, he meant running. |
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