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Due to his hairline bearing an uncanny resemblance to that of everyone's favourite midfield maestro steven gerrard (stevie g to his mates), mr chandler has often been asked to play the role of the england star in football dramas such as dream team, footballers wives, hollyoaks and the hurricanes. The tv crews were all exasperated with steve after a days filming however as he repeatedly tried tricks that even neil clement wouldn't dare attempt. After numerous warnings, the granada boys left the set in a fury with steve completely none the wiser as he churned out yet another rocastle 360 and rifled the ball past the huge frame of neville southall. The skilled lads at the hurricanes studios worked round the problem by drawing stevie g hitting pin-point cross field passes, putting in career threatening tackles and being an inferior goalscoring midfielder to frank lampard.