| Well a Rugger from Winona left the bar one evening fair One could tell by how he walked that he had drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle diddle I die o ring di didly i-o He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye "See yon sleeping Rugger so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath his kit" Ring ding diddle diddle I die o ring di didly i-o I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath his kit They crept up on that sleeping Rugger quiet as could be Lift up his shorts about an inch so they could see And their behold them for them to view beneath his Rugby kit Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle diddle I die o ring di didly i-o Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment then one said "we must be gone" Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around his monstrous cock for him to lift and show Ring ding diddle diddle I die o ring di didly i-o Around his monstrous cock for him to lift and show Now the Rugger woke to natures call and stumbled towards a tree Behind the bush he dropped his shorts and gawked at what he see And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes "Lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize" Ring ding diddle diddle I die o ring di didly i-o "Lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize |
| Rugger From Winona to the tune "The Scotsman" by the Irish Rovers |
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