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Top 10 Things Not to Do to Impress a Girl

From http://www.lifeway.com/tlw/tns_fun_home.asp


10. Quote Backstreet Boys lyrics during the final moments of a date.

9. Drink a 24-oz. bottle of Dr. Pepper then burp along with a song on the radio.

8. Explain to her why you think Alpo tastes so much better than Gravy Train.

7. Say “Would you like to go out sometime? I can’t think of anything else to do.”

6. Say after each comment she makes: “OK. Fine. Whatever.”

5. Demonstrate your car’s power and design by driving through her garage door in reverse.

4. Watch TV with her and when a show reaches a critical scene, change the channel to ESPN.

3. Show up in tights for a date to the ballet then try to get the audience to start the wave!

2. Give her a Jennifer Lopez poster.

1. During a dull part of a movie, pull out tweezers and extract your unsightly nose hairs.

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