:: For Fun ::
Top 10 Things Not to Do to Impress a Girl
From http://www.lifeway.com/tlw/tns_fun_home.asp
10. Quote Backstreet Boys lyrics during the final moments of a date.
9. Drink a 24-oz. bottle of Dr.
Pepper then burp along with a song on the radio.
8. Explain to her why you think Alpo
tastes so much better than Gravy Train.
7. Say “Would you like to go out
sometime? I can’t think of anything else to do.”
6. Say after
each comment she makes: “OK. Fine. Whatever.”
5. Demonstrate your car’s power and
design by driving through her garage door in reverse.
4. Watch TV with her and when a show
reaches a critical scene, change the channel to ESPN.
3. Show up in tights for a date to
the ballet then try to get the audience to start the wave!
2. Give her a Jennifer Lopez poster.
1. During a dull part of a movie, pull out tweezers and extract your unsightly nose hairs.