| Born - 198X Died - Not yet James Blais (a.k.a. Wirecutter, a.k.a. Bob, aka Max Kodak) was born to six (REALLY long story) loving parents in Innsmouth, Massachusetts. He was abandoned at sea at the age of five and, ten years later, washed up on the shores of Florida, where he was raised by Cubans. His first comic was "Space and Time", a stupid cartoon about alien snowmen he made when he was about ten years old. Since then he has learned how to draw, but most of the time doesn't try. Fat & Stupid, for example, was just a dumb little sketchy thing he showed his friends to begin with. (The first ever FnS strip became the infamous Episode Two on the site.) Wire enjoys all kinds of music, except the ones that aren't rock. His favorite bands are Megadeth, Metallica (old Metallica, that is), System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd. He also has his own band. He plays guitar. Doesn't everyone? It's really kind of sad, because he prides himself on being a unique individual, and yet he plays the SAME @#$% INSTRUMENT AS EVERYONE ELSE!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE UP BASS OR DRUMS?! ANYONE?! I CAN'T STAND IT! PLAYING GUITAR IS JUST SOME KIND OF NORMAL THING EVERYONE DOES NOW!!! GAH!!! Ahem. Excuse me. Anyway, Wire also likes drawing comics and talking to strangers as though they were old friends. He also likes talking to old friends as if they were strangers. He also likes talking to cheese as though it could talk to him. Wire is weird. But hey, ladies, he's single, handsome, and rich!!! Biography by, um... some guy. |
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