FANTASY SPORTS
I got an ass woopin in both Jons and Tims league! Tim beat my brains in.... 52 - 117!
Baketball went pretty good! I beat my cousin Kari. 7 - 0! She complained that she couldnt go on yahoo for 2 days or something like that, but a win is a win. I do realize if I faced Ty or Farshad I would of lost 3-4. Atleast my team is showing up to play! (Why are you even trying right now? All the teams have a playoff spot clinched. The only weeks of the season that matter are the last 8 assuming each playoff round lasts two weeks. I'll save all my effort until then.)
TOMS MILLWORK X-MAS PARTY
This was a fun time and zero teeth were knocked out. Open bar an hour b4 the meal made me go. 4 captain cokes in 1 hr. Then I had 1 during my meal. The dance was fun because of alcohol. It would of sucked but when my supervisors all buy me a drink, its a fun time. The 401K plan guy bought me 1, too! He said that I was a hard worker and very responible! Tony Fleishman bought me 2 beers, Josh Fleishman...1, Jim Brath...1, McCarty.... 1, Rick Mueller...1, Justin John...1, Greg Fleishman...1. I had to actually give my drinks away. (Editor's Note: Tony, did you buy any of them a drink in return or are you just as cheap as me.) The last hour I had no drinks and left and stopped at KPL. Lee Wilke was there and he got me a shot and a beer. He said that I was a very nice guy, and that he meant nothing on the wedgie.
MYSTERY OF 112
Jon bowled for Tom on thursday nite. Him and Chris Straub happened to bowl a 112 game!
I purchased Dierks Bentley tix and then I printed out the information about the concert. As it was printing, I went into my parents bedroom to turn off the Tv. The time on the clock was 1:12
I left a voicemail at Jons dorm at 1:12. I had to call him when I seen the time when I got back to MPTC from my lunch break. All I said was, "This is 112... I HAVE AIDS!"
MADDEN'S COMMENT OF THE WEEK
Madden said this comment after Jeremy Stevens caught a pass from McMahon. (Editor's Note: McMahon is on the Eagles, and Stevens is on Seattle. I think you mean Hasselback, although I think McMahon did complete more passes to Seahawks than Eagles. I know he threw more touchdowns that way.) Madden tried to tell the audience that the Seattle WR was tall. This is what he said ....
"Jeremy Stevens has to be the tallest, if not the tallest WR in the NFL!"
Madden, how would I live my Monday Nites w/o your eyebrow raising comments. He didnt even correct himself after sayin this! One of the tallest, if not the tallest makes more sense. He's 5 cans short of a 6 pack. (Editor's Note: Tony, you rip on Madden for a slight slip up on a live television broadcast, yet you royally screw up your criticism in writing when you have the ability to take time to carefully choose your words and review them before anyone else sees your thoughts. Personally, I think your error is the greater failing.)
I couldn't leave this quote out that he said in the 3rd quarter.
"I talked to Reggies wife a day or 2 ago and she says she really misses him."
CLASSIC MADDEN
Reason
1) He forgot when he talked to her.
2) He didnt state the obvious on this comment! LOL!
Music Videos
IT'S YOUR LOVE - TIM MCGRAW & FAITH HILL
I have known this classic for a while. I sing it in my car. The reason.... I sing it to myself, cuz i love myself.
CATCHY LINE-"Better than I was, more than I am... and all of this happened by taking your hand."
This line shows any of us how much a significant other is the world to us.
(If I l still love myself... that means I took my own hand.) (Maybe I should of thought this through a little more! LOL!)
LYRICS- A
If I had a gfriend now, this would be our song. It's a pretty touching one. (You guys may think my hand is my one and only.... but I disagree.)
VIDEO- B-
I dont know why this was filmed in a mansion, but I guess it had to be filmed somewheres.
BONABILITY (FAITH HILL) - B
I think she looks hotter now than in this video. I'd still do her but I guess I like the more aged model. Sometimes aged is better... and can't forget about the experience! (Editor's Note: Dude, she's pregnant in that video....Did that factor in your reasoning at all?)
BOONDOCKS - LITTLE BIG TOWN
What a stupid group name. Two opposites. I think this is a better name... The Famous Idiots. My song group is gonna be called The Intelligent Stupids, or Stupid Intelligence. (The sad thing is the second name sounds kinda cool)
CATCHY LINE- "You get a light, I get a pole. We'll go fishing in the crawfish hole. 5 card poker on a Saturday night, church on sunday morning."
I only like this line cuz of 5 card poker on sat night. I play hold em a lil bit. I agree with Jon that this is a one hit wonder group. (Editor's Note: The line is "You get a LINE, I'll get a pole." You know, line, pole, fishing...see the relationship there?)
LYRICS- B
Pretty much states that they are proud of where they are from, and where they were born and raised. Frickin REDNECKS.
VIDEO- B
This video was a major redneck one. You see a few couches outside and guys sitting on a racecar. Then they do their "goat roping dance". I have to laugh at this one guy dancing. He is wearing a black and white flannel shirt and he dances like he has no bones in his ams and legs! (If he had no bones in his arms or legs, it may be a little hard to stand. His arms and legs are flying all over the place. Youll know what guy im talking about next time u see the video. But if i could dance like that, I would dance that way.
BONABILITY (Brunette) - B+
She looks like she needs it and im the only guy who can get the job done. Those jeans looked good on her. The blonde was nothing special. Her dress was not that appealing.
LOT OF LEAVIN' LEFT TO DO - DIERKS BENTLEY
CATCHY LINE- "Girl, you look like you might be an angel, so I won't lie. I could love you like the devil, if you wanted me to tonight... and we could talk about forever for a day or 2, but I still got a lot of leavin' left to do."
A DAY OR 2.... Damn Madden! I guess his sayings cant be forgotten!
He states that he could get down and dirty, but it's only an ONS - One Night Stand.
LYRICS - A
This is not my favorite DB song... but a catchy one.
"The lord made me hard to handle" pretty much means hes a man whore! THATS AWESOME!
VIDEO - A-
Ok, you may think I favor the guy too much..... but there's a reason he's my favorite country singer. He's good! I like how theres parts of him singing and parts of him in a little story with a hottie! A little variety!
BONABILITY- A+
Ok... I gotta disagree with DB on this one. This chick is POW!!!! HOTT! (BOOM! Touch actin' Tinactin'. Thanks Madden II)I would not leave her..... Id shag her rotten! (I thought only the British used the term "shag". Guess I was wrong.) I had to laugh when he wakes up and he was sleeping with his dog. Shes so hot that my own cum came. (Ok, that was a little too descriptive. But that could be a good pick up line!) (Yes, a lttle too much information. In fact, next time you have a thought, stop. It'll pass.)
I believe that quote is a nice one to end my update!
12/05/2005
FANTASY SPORTS
This week I got a major ass woopin' in Jons Football League. 78-39. I know it was something like that. I could check the exact score but, I'm too lazy to check. That takes work..... I'll go to the gym if I wanna workout! LOL!
Tims football league was another story. The Sucks and Blows got their 3rd win of the year! I'm ranked 7th out of 8 teams. The only reason I won was because Jerivicious scored me 26 fantasy pts. He was projected to get 6 pts..... because he's white. (Editor's Note: Quick, name all the white wide receivers in the league: Jerivious, Kevin Curtis, and Tim Dwight....I think that is all of them.)
My basketball league was a bit of a dissapointment! I lost to Farshad 7-0! And then he decides to tell me how bad my team is. He probably didnt realize that I would have beat 3 teams with my stats I put up. Well, I might as well talk about Farshad once again!
All I gotta say is that this guy must be on weed when he makes trade offers! LOL! (KIDDING FARSHAD). 1st he tries to trade me Kirkelinko for Marion. Then he tries to go for this one: Kirkelinko & Kidd for Marion & Francis! Okay... I didnt want 1 white boy, why would I want 2! I almost cried at this trade... because I must of hit the accept trade button. I swore I hit the reject trade button! But thank god I was able to vote against the trade and veto it!
I notice that he is now trying to trade Kidd to Jons team. I had to reply his comment when he stated this! Hey kid (jon), check your trade offers. My reply went something like this: Next time you call my buddy who is 200lbs plus a kid, I will knock u the F#CK out. kapeshe.
He's so dumb that he thinks Dwayne Dwanney (I have no clue how to spell his african name) has a white father and a mother!
(I'm sorry that he has to be the one to be ripped on, but somebody who thinks that Kirkelinko is a close comparison to Marion, needs to be ripped on!)
I didnt do the best in Football pickem, but my bears won! This leads up to my next topic.
MYSTERY OF 112
I watched the whole bears game and i had to laugh at the time out called by the Bears with 1:12 left in the game.
Then I checked the fantasy football pick'em scores. Andy and Jon were tied with the total score of.... 112.
The Bucks won tonite in overtime. 113-111. What is the avg of those 2 #'s.
If there is more sightings of this #, feel free to tell me about it! My mom even mentioned that the # will never leave me and it will make me laugh in the future.
Well, since Im on the subject of football, I am gonna add in another topic. I decided that it would be fun to comment on one of maddens quotes he says during the monday night football game. So, without further a due, T^2 presents>>>>>>>>>>
MADDENS STATEMENT OF THE WEEK
Madden said this statement when a defensive tackle from the Steelers sacked Peyton Manning.
"When Edgerin James makes a good block, he makes a good block... and when Edgerin makes a bad block he makes a bad block."
No shit? Where did he get that one from?
You mean to say that whan a bad block is made, its bad????
Madden, thanks to this comment u just made your whole audience dumber! Even Farshad! (Pretty soon Farshad will think that EJ of the Bucks will be a huge free agent steal!) SNAP. Pretty soon the audience will think gooder is a word. (Editor's Note: Tony, I'll bet you have a good quote next week as the entire second half of the game tonight is Madden babbling about nothing.)
EXTRA
I had to call jon when I heard Dierks Bentley is commin to the RAVE! YES!!!!! Im gonna go. Hes my fav. country singer. Why wouldnt I go? Jon is debating on going. The cheap bastard that he is, says that tickets cost money! Really? I wonder how singers get paid?
I had to say bye to jon cuz i was making myself some supper. His reply was "yeah... I might need to do that too! I havent ate anything for 20 minutes!" The funny thing is. Jon did not laugh. He was serious! Well I guess the man needs his food or what he may call it "Fuel for his Intelligence."
MUSIC VIDEOS
COMMIN' TO YOUR CITY - BIG & RICH
This song has been stuck in my head for a while, and I dig it! I dont think its as good a s Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.... but good, none the less.
CATCHY LINE- "If u want a little bang in your ying yang, if u want a little zing in your zang zang, if you want a little ching in your chang chang, come along"
I have no idea what that means but its sounds cool, and i want a little of it! LOL! That could be the most nonmeaningful line but yet the coolest!
LYRICS- B
How can you not like it when they state that they almost drank everywheres they went
VIDEO- B
The videos with these guys never disapoint me. There was aliens, midgets, chicks in bikinis, a black cowboy, a plane in the shape of a guitar. Very creative, if I may say.
(Editor's Note: I disagree 100% with you on this song and video. The song is pointless, and the music is really annoying. The worst part is the general popularity of this song keeps other better songs from being played on the radio.)
NOBODY GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO DO - VAN ZANT
This is a new group... I think. Two older guys sing this song. I'm suprised that I haven't heard this song on the radio, yet. (Editor's Note: See Tony, this is one of the better songs that Big & Rich are keeping from being played more. Thank you for making my argument for me.)
CATCHY LINE- " Starting today Im gonna be somebody I'd be proud to know.... you may tell me where to go, but there aint nobody gonna tell me what to do."
I like that line. "Im gonna be somebody id be proud to know!" This shows how happpy u are of you. It can also be a sign that your'e the coolest person you know. I am, and I know Jon thinks hes the coolest person he knows. Thats why I like the line.
LYRICS- A-
This song is about how you are sick of being treated like a pair of hand me down shoes, and you are sick of being bossed around. All of us have had this thought in our head.
VIDEO- A-
Who cant love this video. They show this guy talking back to his boss after getting yelled at, and then throwing his time card on the floor, and leaving work. Gosh, I sure frrl like doing that to Toms some nites. They treat you like a slave even when you put in the effort.
TEQUILLA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF - JOE NICHOLS
Ok, Im pissed off at Joe Nichols. Why?..... Because he is living my fantasy life! Hes surrounded by hot chicks and hes popular! Hes got the looks, too. Ok, im not gay, but if I could have a face of anybodys it would be his. Even jon and andy would have to say that he is one handsome stud. (Editor's Note: I don't have to say anything.)
CATCHY LINE- "Those pantyhose arent gonna last too long if the dj puts Bon Jovi on, she might come home in a table cloth, tequilla makes her clothes fall off."
LYRICS- A-
This is a big reason that men may want to spike a womans drink. You just gotta be sure that she is hott, and her boyfriend is not there. (Editor's Note: Tony, that is illegal, and for good reason.)
VIDEO- B
I would have had a MILF or a GILF be the grandma. LOL! Is there such a thing as a GILF. The only one I can think of is... Heather Locklere. Shes gotta be close to one. Ok, I just wanna see those cans, and nothing more. That would be cool!
They should of had any of the women at that party, strip. Make sure not to sensor it, too. I doubt that it would be on music television.
there were no bonabilities added in, since all the artists are male. Joe Nichols has got to get an A+ in the womens POV!
Thats all for this week.
Stay classy,
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