"I am the world's tallest midget."
"I bet nobody knows I'm crazy."
"I look good in Bellbottoms."
"I can walk through walls... Ouch! No, I can't."
"I mean for my hair to look like this."
"I don't need to excercise. I have the perfect shape."
"I look good with backhair."
"If I put my mind to it, I can do anything. I just don't feel like putting my mind to something. So there!"
"I have X-ray vision. Wait a minute. I don't. These glasses are a ripp off."
"I meant to get ripped off."
"I have fallen, and I can get up."
"I'm good at watching TV."
"My Point... And I Do Have One"
