I find this "singer" highly annoying. Not only did she steal the pop charts away from mature women singers who have talent and sings songs with meaning, but since Britney, we've been inundated with more and more of them, includiug the likes of psuedo-latina Christina Aguilera , raging hypocrite Ashlee Simpson, and total sell-out Gwen Stefani.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY BRITNEY SPEARS SHOULD BE STONED TO DEATH.
1) She tells us to do so with her song "Hit Me Baby One More Time.
2) When asked what her range was, she answered "Maytag".
3) Her parents and ex-husband aren't stealing her money fast enough.
4) Her marraige to Kevin Federline should have been a wooden wedding - she's a blockhead.
5) Actual quote: I wear crop-tops because I sweat so much during a performance. Wearing this little keeps me cool.
6) *Insert your own breast implant joke here*
7) At least when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany became popular, no one dressed like them. (And they disappeared shortly afterward)
8) You know how she got her record contract. (Mommy, which of the nice record executives am I sleeping with today?)
9) Talent is not gyrating on stage while stripping and caterwauling out a song about some stupid teen angst.
10) She causes cancer. (This might not be true, but one can hope she'll be banned one day by the FDA)
DISCLAIMER: Nothing in the above list is meant to be taken literally. Do not go out and harm her over this trifle.
