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THE
RIP
2nd
EDITION
NEWS

R.I.P.
the official news letter

Society Turns One
By Croft

Yes the society is making its first turn. The society will be celebrating its first anniversary on July 13, 2002. It will be marked that the society was created during the 1st launch convention last July 13, 2001. The society’s website’s countdown clock will end counting this July 13,2002. In line with the celebration will be the release of the third newsletter and the welcoming of a new member recruited. Who will be the lucky one? This is the question.
Whoever that one is, she will receive all the privilege that the society can offer. That one will immediately be placed on the web’s witch’s page and will be introduced in detail. The mechanics is, all the members will give their nomination. And those nominations will be screened to three. And finally the members will vote for the remaining one. Simple.

New link for the site is the official home page of Croft, real name Jonathan Briones at www.oocities.org/jonatzb/intro.html
What’s Cool…
Techno Guide
Yup, what’s cool in the net. If you love sending e-cards or making film, well you can do this two at the same time. At www.dfilm.com you can make a movie of your own. You can have your own story or concept. The site provides cool features. There are three styles, the chase, rendezvous, and the normal one. You can choose the digital backgrounds from its sooo cool choices. Then you will select the sky that you like, then the characters of your movie. After that you will apply the dialogues for each character. And after that, you can view your movie. It’s like a wizard, and at the last you can choose the title format for your movie, add your title, then your name as the director. Finally, you may send it to anyone. Your friend, as he or she received it, will view the movie clearly with the background music of your option. Again the cool site is www.dfilm.com.
And for all buffy fans out there, yes you know that they have a new home in studio 23 that is every Monday at 8 p.m. Yes before the Haliwell’s kick the demons ass. And you can catch her and the gang at www.buffyguide.com . Well, thats it from now, see ya’ll soon…hackers!

What’s With BeshiPT…
What’s really with the BeshiPT Empire, well none actually. But we got news for you.
The last time I saw those people was last enrollment where everyone from the empire was called from their kingdoms to go back to PNU to enroll themselves.
Most, actually, came. I can still saw the smiles of the cute little and healthy girls, the lovebirds, the wanna-be dinosaurs, the still plastic low-ass chicks, and the other humans who just stayed the same.
The day was swift. The true people once again worked together in collecting the classcards [the group with Karla ofcourse].
Still some are still so reluctant that they felt their enrollment be fed right to their mouths. Well thank God, they found it hard.
Because of the timing and options, some preferred staying till the opening of the school arrive.
Well, Ate Joan Ganda-sya [her new title] never fades in her speed and appeal in her works. Only one thing, it seems she is growing big.
For more details and for the News visit the society’s official site: www.oocities.org/witchsociety2001/intro.html

Real News! Celphones vs. Gasoline Station
By A-know-knee-moose

Hey guys! Have you ever heard about the issue about celphones! Well if you haven’t, I don’t blame you. If you have a celphone, Apryl would say nice, and if you haven’t she would say “that’s ice!”
Then what really is about the issue of using your phones inside a gasoline station? For the record some officials are already about to pass a resolution about this and some areas, Makati for instance, already has a law on this prohibiting its use on gasoline station and shall give fines to violators
Well, here is the deal. Your celphone emits radio signals or electromagnetic wave, (microwave) which are forms of energy [in such a manner]. And this act can cause a spark, which will illuminate in a place with volatile substance like diesel, gas, and such. These are the things that other people are worried about. The law in Makati prohibits using celphones within 30-m radius.
But according to GSM Company (from our interview) the chance of having this incident is just .01% that is just a very small value. On higher risk maybe is dropping your phone or its battery but still the chance is still small.
Even small, it still might happen and if you don’t want to be blame- better trash the phone.

Dose of Horrorscope

Our destiny came from the stars, the planets, and other heavenly bodies. Spirits ushered our path and sometimes they interfere.
Here is your destiny:

Aries -Try to put your head inside the fridge. The weather is hot. Being quiet can be a solution to any argument. Your life is to be with someone and that someone has just passed by. Try looking at the back.

Aquarius - You are too serious, loose a little. And try to laugh at jokes that are meant to be laughed at. But don’t change (I mean in general). Someone likes you the way you are. That one is already near you.

Cancer - The truth is you’re in good condition but you are overstressing yourself- this might lead to fatigue. Follow the advice of someone who cares.

Capricorn - Suggesting is good but overdoing is really over the fence. Although love is starting to get warm, don’t be too sure. To tell you that one is sweet inside. That one is just beside you.

Leo -Your looks can make anyone goes wild. And they don’t know your even wilder in person. You’re everyone’s friend. But don’t try to force someone to do things for that one is ready to do it- just taking time.

Libra -Who the hell tells that you are fair. But that’s just normal. Your crazy acts make everyone crazy too. And don’t worry, that one is thinking of you at this moment. That one is just at the other place.

Pieces -You find life full of mystery. That’s a good thing- having something to believe in. But the bad thing is that you always doubt. Doubting may lead to screwing. Don’t even doubt this paper.

Sagittarius - So telling stories are your favorites. Just be sure that those stories are true. Anyway, the one is not yet here. And if your think that one is already here, you are damn wrong.

Scorpio - the real you is tough and naughty. And you sometimes try bitching. Its o.k. The world needs a different breed of humans.

Taurus -A fascinating new adventure is starting. You will now have the things that you wanted. But love life is not on the scene. Don’t ever dare let someone enter- it will surely destroy your adventure.

Scraps and Scratch

You know you’ve joined the cyber age when:
· You try to enter your password on the microwave
· You chat with your classmate/s in a cyber café even though he is next to you
· You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
· You have a list of 15 phone numbers and nine e-mail addresses to reach your family of four.
· You always e-mail all of your friends just to say hi.
· You try sending yourself e-mails and e-cards.
· You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and he e-mails you back asking, "What’s for dinner?”
· You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor all year.
· You are fascinated with new things on the net even if you never knew what it is all about.
· You have atleast five e-mail address and still wanting for more.
· You are always friendly when you chat but argue when with people upclose.
· You know your chatmates better than you do.
· You always open the same site over and over again.
· You always lie even if you said you don’t and make it believable.
***
A scene in a not so far place:

Girl: Mother! Mother!
Mother: What is it sweetie?
Girl: There’s an ogre up the tree. It’s tall, dark, ugly, hairy, monstrous creature!
Mother: Yeah! Better tell your father to get down from there, dinner is ready.
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AT THE SCENE of a bank robbery a police sergeant ran up to his inspector and said, “The thief got away, sir!”
The inspector was furious. “But I told you to put a man on all the exits,” he roared. “How could he have gotten away?”
“He left by the entrance, sir!”
***

Q: Why are wedding rings worn on the third finger?
A:Ancient Greeks and Romans believed a vein or nerve linked this finger to the heart, believed to be the seat of emotions.
A Roman Scholar advised that wearing a ring stopped the hearts sentiments escaping.
***

Hey guys if you got problems with viruses, digitally, well be not bug anymore. May it be your floppy or hard drive, you can clean it up simply by visiting these sites or by downloading the programs. Here they are:
www.antivirus.com
www.vcatch.com
www.finjan.com
So next time your encounter bugs kill them immediately. Be brutal for crying out loud.

Secrets No more…
Actually we don’t have any gossips this time except that:
A girl from the empire is very talky about her kuya’s (higher level of college) freshy girlfriend (the girl is now a sophomore). But if you are going to look closely she is blabbing so much because she is just jealous. Clue: you don’t need one, you can easily see her even if she hides.

I know you don’t know this, but your classmate that said he has no girlfriend is lying. And his girlfriend is someone you know. They have hid the issue for months now. Deceiving it is.
Clue: the guy is a plane jerk.