Michael vs Jason (a night on the pull)

"Hi Jay, it's Mike, you out on the job are you? Just wonding if you fancy a night out on the razz mate?"

"Sounds like a plan Mike, I'll just finish stabbing this body to mush and I'll get ready, 8pm ok? I need to wash me boiler suit before we head out on the pull, for some reason the blood puts off the birds"

Michael gets ready and admires his reflection, hoping that Jason hasn't chosen the same style boilder suit as him this time - last time he did that it was awfully embarassing.

Jason, remembering Michaels tantrum last time, decides on the Army Camoflarge boiler suit by Ralph Lauren. Also he noted, it hides those hard-to-get-out blood stains so much better.

Michael, on his days off, is also available for children's parties. Call 0800 MY LAST PARTY for prices and a colour brochure.

"Yeah Mike I fancied a change, I like yours  too mate, you've got that Elvis thing going on I see, the chicks will dig that"

Michael & Jason meet up at the club

"There's one Mike, I think she fancies me!"

"Look Jay, when they run you ain't supposed to stop 'em with an axe to the head mate, let 'em go, stalk 'em a bit first, chicks love the chase and there are plenty more out there"

"Oh yeah Mike, plenty more, but you've been stuck on the same bird for years now and done nothing about it! I think you should swop your bread knife for an axe, you get more range. It's about time you bagged that bird, 20 years is too long. Are you crying Mike? You really do like her don't you?"

"Oh shut up Jay, what would you know, you've never had a long term relationship! She's warming to me, I can feel it, another few sequals an she'll be putty in my hands."

THE VERDICT: Although Jason bagged himself some totty, Michael proved much more sensitive and caring  therefore, he would probably stand a better chance at the dating game ... purley because he let his woman live ... this time!

"Nice outfit Jay"

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