Brennen- I forgot how to spell his last name, but he goes to ALL the local shows. He's our roadie and will be at every show of ours or were going to fire him and make him live on the street, bumming dollars off of wealthy buisnessmen to buy food at a nearby gas station. He'll end up saving about ten dollars and will then be able to get a good meal and then go back to his cardboard box on the corner of East 5th Ave. From then on he will feel slightly depressed and angry that his life turned out this way because he missed a couple of our shows because he had to:
A. Work (If he lived on the street I don't think he'd have a job.)
B. Go out on a date (I don't think a lot of girls like him, so he won't go out much)
C. Go to the hospital from swallowing too many pills (maybe)
or D. Listen to old 80s metal vinyls and fall asleep in a random person's basement with a record player.
Wow, that's kinda lame. |