Quotes, by Date Posted
Quotes: By Date


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January 01


April

4/1-4/7: "For a second there, I was overcome with this wave of sympathy for you. It'll pass." ~ Joey, to Pacey (Breaking Away)

4/8-4/14: "Those Oompa Loompa's grow up so fast." ~ Pacey (The Breakfast Club)

4/15-4/21: "Pacey's got the jeep. Can I hear ya say 'yeah'. Can I hear ya say 'oh, yeah'" ~ Pacey (The Scare)

4/22-2/30: ""I need a slavedriver...somebody with a whip, maybe?" ~ Pacey (Prelude to a Kiss)

May

5/1-5/6: "I mean, c'mon. My butt, it's like a magnet. Chicks just can't keep their eyes off it." ~ Pacey (The Breakfast Club)

5/7-5/13: "Thank you Satan, for completing this night of horrors by sending
one of your disciples to finish me off." ~ Joey, to Pacey (Escape From New York)

5/14-5/20:"The only reason that you don't have answers is because you're
too scared to ask yourself the right questions." ~ Pacey to Joey (Stolen Kisses)

5/21-5/27:"I hope a deer tick crawled in your ear and laid eggs." ~ Joey, to Pacey (Home Movies)

5/28-6/3:"Everyone is totally asleep, totally unstudied, totally unprepared and totally screwed." ~ Andie (The All-Nighter)

June

5/28-6/3:"Everyone is totally asleep, totally unstudied, totally unprepared and totally screwed." ~Andie (The All-Nighter)

6/4-6/10:"I'm telling you, weird things always happen during a full moon." ~ Joey (Full Moon Rising)

6/11-6/17:"You might consider upping the dosage on those mood stabilizers." ~ Abby (A Perfect Wedding)

6/18-6/24:"Backhanded insults disguised as compliments. That's really a novel
approach to winning back a woman's affections." ~ Pacey (Pretty Woman)

6/25-7/1:"It's not like I have to get all gussied up for anybody, seeing as though I've turned Jack off to women completely." ~ Joey (Be Careful What You Wish For)

July

6/25-7/1:"It's not like I have to get all gussied up for anybody, seeing as though I've turned Jack off to women completely." ~ Joey (Be Careful What You Wish For)

7/1-7/8:"You take in stray dogs, Dawson. You help old women across the street. You just say no. You are Jimmy Stewart." ~ Pacey (The Reluctant Hero)

7/9-7/15:"Teenage boys will come, Dawson. They most definitely will come." ~ Pacey (Like A Virgin)

7/16-7/22:"You know, it's amazing. A personality like yours and you still can't get any dates." ~ Pacey
"Even more amazing. A personality like yours and you can." ~ Joey (Modern Romance)

7/23-7/29:"Romantic? That's like a nice word for loser." ~ Jack (The Dance)

7/30-8/5:"Life has some pretty unexpected benefits." ~ Pacey (Carnal Knowledge)

August

7/30-8/5::"Life has some pretty unexpected benefits." ~Pacey (Carnal Knowledge)

8/6-8/12: "Let's just say that for a student and a teacher, they have an exceptionally close relationship. So close, in fact, that it's considered illegal in about 35 states." ~ Jen(Look Who's Talking)

8/13-8/19: "I don't know if I'm offended or if you've just restored my faith in the male sex." ~ Nina (In The Company Of Men)

8/20-8/26: "Yeah, I think Dawson's having a life-defining turning point in his life right now." ~ Joey
"Aren't we all?" ~ Jen(Blown Away)

8/27-9/2: "In some world sectors, what they're doing is known as foreplay." ~ Joey (Dirty Dancing)

September

8/27-9/2:"In some world sectors, what they're doing is known as foreplay." ~ Joey (Dirty Dancing)

9/3-9/9:"Avoid public nudity, drugs, first degree murder... you know, the obvious. And most importantly, don’t sleep with your teacher. That never works out as well as you’d think it might." ~ Pacey (Show Me Love)

9/10-9/16:"I hate this stupid prom. The stupid prom can kiss my ass." ~ Andie (The Anti-Prom)

9/17-9/23:"Two virgins really make for a clumsy first encounter, don't you think?" ~ Joey (Emotions In Motion: Pilot)

9/24-9/30:"Hell is not a swear word anymore, you can say it on network TV." ~ Jen (Crossroads)

October 00

9/24-9/30:"Hell is not a swear word anymore, you can say it on network TV." ~ Jen (Crossroads)

10/1-10/7: "You know, believe it or not, Jack, not every moment with you is sexually charged." ~ Joey (High Risk Behavior)

10/8-10/14: "You know, I've decided...this whole new macho working man thing...definite turn on." ~ Joey (Ch...Ch...Changes)

10/15-10/21: "Hot tip. Kristy Livingstone is a homo sapien. So perhaps you should try barking up a different tree." ~ Andie
"And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether." ~ Pacey (The Kiss)

10/22-10/28: "You know who you are? You're Nancy Drew. From Hell." ~ Chris (Sex, She Wrote)

10/29-11/4: "All he does know is that he goes to sleep every night jerkin' his gherkin and wakes up every morning humping his mattress." ~ Andie (Alternative Lifestyles)

November 00

10/29-11/4: "All he does know is that he goes to sleep every night jerkin' his gherkin and wakes up every morning humping his mattress." ~ Andie (Alternative Lifestyles) 11/5-11/11: "One thing I learned a long time ago, is that life can surprise you in many different ways." ~ Mrs. Boyd (First Encounters of the Close Kind)

11/12-11/18:"Personally, I find your sincerity unbelievably sexy." ~ Pacey
"Well, I find your sexiness unbelievably sincere." ~ Andie (The Election)

11/19-11/25: "Just don't set the kitchen on fire or anything." ~ Joey (Tamara's Return)

11/26-12/2: "Grams always said that ladder was an invitation to sin." ~ Grams (Four to Tango)

December 00

11/26-12/2: "Grams always said that ladder was an invitation to sin." ~ Grams (Four to Tango)

12/3-12/9: "Irrational is when I get violent and that's going to happen in two seconds if you don't get your horny, freshman ass out of here." ~Jen (The Longest Day)

12/10-12/16: "Every time you look at the stars you're going to see her face." ~ Doug (True Love)

12/17-12/23: "If the whipped cream's not all over your face, you did it wrong." ~ Jen (Homecoming)

12/24-12/30: "Once again Dawson proves that the groin is mightier than the brain." ~ Joey (None of the Above)

12/31-1/6/01: "You got me. We did it. All day, all night, 24-7. Are you aware that there are at least 38 known differing sexual positions? And 42 if you're flexible enough." ~ Joey (Coming Home)

January 01

12/31-1/6/01: "You got me. We did it. All day, all night, 24-7. Are you aware that there are at least 38 known differing sexual positions? And 42 if you're flexible enough." ~ Joey (Coming Home)

1/7/01-1/13/01: "How come you're so much smarter than me, Potter?" ~ Pacey
"I'm not Pace. You're just emotionally retarded." ~ Joey (Failing Down)


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