CBZ Battle #1


Kawaii Kitty: Welcome to the Cartoon Battle Zone also known as the CBZ! I'm Kawaii Kitty....
Sailor Kitty: and I'm Sailor Kitty
Kawaii Kitty: we'll be your hosts for all of the battles.
Audience: *boos*
Kawaii Kitty Hey!
Sailor Kitty: oh no they're throwing bananas at us!!!
Kawaii Kitty: hey Sailor Kitty guess what today is.
Sailor Kitty: um... December 12??
Kawaii Kitty: no.. it's throw fish day! *throws trout at audience*
Sailor Kitty: Cool!! *throws a very giant trout at the audience* Uh oh! I forgot that it's throw Triscuits at the hosts day!! Get the giant bag so we can eat it!!
Kawaii Kitty: *gets giant bag of Triscuits*
Audience: *throws Triscuits at hosts*
Kawaii Kitty: who do you think will win, Sailor Kitty?
Sailor Kitty: Diana because she’s so Kawaii!!!
Kawaii Kitty: ooh. Cool! Ditto here!
*Ditto comes up to Kawaii Kitty and copies her.*
Real Kawaii Kitty: hey!
Sailor Kitty: hey!! who's the real one??
Real Kawaii Kitty: me, not ditto.
Sailor Kitty: and who let that ditto in here!
Ditto as it's being dragged away: Ditto Ditto Ditto!!! *ditto turned back into itself*
Sailor Kitty: aww!! It's so cute!
Kawaii Kitty: Cute but very annoying. now it's time to start! *hits gong with a trout full of Triscuits left over*
Sailor Kitty: ok! Let the battle begin! *hits the gong*
Gong: *sounds like a babbling brook*
Kawaii Kitty: we really should get this thing....*starts to fall asleep*
Sailor Kitty: hey!! don't fall asleep!
Kawaii Kitty: aagh! waaa, you scared me!!!
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff puff jiggly ( I’m going to win!)
Diana: hello everyone! In the name of the moon kitties, I will punish you!
Kawaii Kitty: Jigglypuff was trying to sing Diana to sleep and she jumped out of the way.
Audience: awwww
Sailor Kitty: *stares at Triscuits* ooh Triscuits.
Kawaii Kitty: *makes a castle out of triscuits and plays with triscuits* bow down, my loyal subjects. or else I'll eat you!!
Sailor Kitty: gets starry eyes and starts to have a triscuits eating frenzy* triscuits…
Kawaii Kitty: hey snap out of it! *slaps Sailor Kitty wildly* we got to get on with the battle!!
Sailor Kitty: *still in trance but ran out of triscuits* Triscuits must get more... * walks out of door looking for triscuits*
Kawaii Kitty: argh!!! *runs after her slapping her with everything in front of her*
Sailor Kitty: *gets out of trance* huh?? What happened???
Kawaii Kitty: umm... you got under control of the mean triscuits with the aid of salt.
Sailor Kitty: um... ok lets get back to the fight!
(after an hour) *Diana is jumping up and down on Jigglypuff* Diana: Whee!!!
Sailor Kitty: um.. want to call this fight over and Diana wins?
Kawaii Kitty: sure.
Sailor Kitty: Ok, then Diana wins! See us next time when Diana vs. Hello Kitty!

The End