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Congratulations!  You have clicked the magic link!  My team of l33t h4x0rs told me the chances of this happening were one in a billion!  Wow, don't you feel special?  If you answered no, you will, because you may have just one several million dollars....worth of Teddy Grahams!  Don't worry, you can always return them to Kroger.  Haha, what a scenario that would be....great for a movie....Jones, you're a genius!  Shut up brain.  Uhh....sorry.  Well, I'm going to make a movie that will surely make millions at the box office, and you can click the link below to claim your prize.
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Lucky says:  Click de link laddy!  Or I will eat your first-born child!