TV Review:  Bobby's World
In case you've ever wondered why I turned out this way, this review might explain something.  Yes, I unfortunately watched this show every day for about four years.  Then, I finally came to my senses.  But the damage was done.  I don't think it was a change that occured after just one episode.  No, this took place during all four years of my viewership, bit by bit, unable to be noticed because of how slowly it progressed, until I finally realized what it was doing to me.  But it was too late.  I had been warped by Howie Mandel's sick creation.
If you disagree with what I have said, perhaps thinking it's just a normal kids show, then you either a) didn't watch the show enough to learn of its dangers or b) watched it longer than I did, until it had complete control of your mind, so you could see nothing wrong with it.  Though it pains me to do this, I know I must.  Let's start the review.
The show revolves around this abnormal boy, Bobby Generic.  Though his family doesn't seem to "get" him(because he's insane,)  he finds comfort by using his imagination.
And he doesn't have a normal imagination either.  He hallucinates like he's just taken LSD any time things don't go his way, hence the name, "Bobby's World."  After he has been in his room escaping reality for about three hours, he comes out ready to take on whatever is thrown at him, knowing he can just go back to his room and hallucinate again.  Aside from this, he also is comforted by his dog, Roger, his stuffed spider Webbly(who comes to life in Bobby's hallucinations,) and his sometimes homeless Uncle Ted, who travels around town selling crap in his pink car.
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