| I think that regardless of whether or not you have played this game, and I hope for your sake you have not, you can guess how this game goes since we were all forced to play it in school. Yes, we all have memories of getting blasted in the side of the face, and having our coach laugh his ass off at us. For me, that Coach was none other than Roach. At least that's what we called him. When it was boys vs. girls, he would get involved by going to the girls' side, proving that he was sexually confused and had no athletic talent whatsoever. I also hated him because he told an ugly girl that I liked her, when I of course did not. I think her name was Rocky Balboa. Anyway, you might assume this game was different than the dodgeball you played in school. Well, guess what: it's really not. Besides the fact that you're the one laughing when your player gets blasted, and that the people in this world view dodgeball abilities higher than any others, to the point where all someone has to do to take over the world is be good at dodgeball. Yes, like Pinky and the Brain, your goal in this game is not just to succeed in dodgeball, but to use your skills to conquer the world. After you win the local championship, you go around the world in an attempt to become Super Mega Dictator Ultra King of the world. The skills of your oppenents don't vary much from country to country. They are pretty much the same people, just in different colored shirts. The gameplay is that simple too, because all you can do is catch the ball, throw the ball, and move slowly. There are supposed to be some special moves, but I couldn't figure out how to use them. I wasn't very good at this game, but that's really not something that caused much sadness. The music is pretty annoying, and like the music in Yo! Noid, it stays in your head no matter how much you try to get it out by singing Boy George songs. The graphics are okay, if you can get over them being pretty gay. You can get an idea what the game looks like from these pictures. |
