~ The Weakest Link is a Communist Conspiracy! ~

Screenshot of http://www.weakestlink.com taken Thursday, August 09, 2001

Signs The Weakest Link is a communist conspiracy taken from the http://www.weakestlink.com front page...

  1. The entire image is red, the 'official' colour of communism (e.g. Red October, Red Army, Red Guard, etc.) and especially flags of communist countries (e.g. USSR, China, etc.)
  2. Anne Robinson's simple dress and lack of makeup demonstrating her communist frugality and rejection of Western, capitalist gaudiness.
  3. Anne telling us “How the World (should/will/does) Work(s)”, which is either an attack on the present capitalist system or an allusion to the fact that the real levers of power are controlled by international communism.
  4. Map of the world, signifying international communism, with 'gun sights' over South America, Cuba, Canada, Vietnam and China/Russia/Mongolia (Vietnam and China/Russia/Mongolia obscured), all hotspots of communist activity and socialist government. Lines are also shown emanating from London, England, the city where Karl Marx (writer of the Communist Manifesto) was exiled to and site of the First International (and still home to the Socialist International).
  5. Chess piece (and more specifically, a 'Queen'), signifying the planned communist conspiracy and Anne's important place within it. Also note that chess is/was most popular in Russia.
  6. “Brutal Truths” symbolizing either the brutal truths of capitalism or the communist takeover. May involve a re-education program.
  7. The “Club” is a possible pseudonym for 'the Party' (e.g. the Communist Party).
  8. “Propaganda” signifying the Weakest Link's place as communist propaganda and the importance Communism places on misinformation.
  9. The Weakest Link is shown on Sunday and Monday, Sunday being the Christian Sabbath, demonstrating the disrespect Communist Atheism has for organized religion.

'Weakest Link' Links:

  • Weakest Link Homepage - http://www.weakestlink.com
  • Sir Links A Lot Weakest Link Page - http://www.sirlinksalot.net/weakestlink.html
  • The Weakest Link Online - http://www.twlonline.co.uk

    • Communism Links

  • Communist History - http://www.communism.4all.cc
  • The Socialist International - http://www.socialistinternational.org

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