Wayne: There are two guys whose exploits are inane...
Don't you see their flirting can be inhumane?
When they're always touching
And flirting with each other.
Gee, that makes me...one turned on brother.
Drew: I know Ryan all too very well,
I can tell you that he thinks Colin is swell.
But I love their parties, I'm never-ever late.
Cause we all get naked, and then we masturbate.
Colin: What is all this business about me and Ryan?
We say we're just friends, but you're sure we're lyin'.
Every other day, we must run from the press.
So we don't go out in public, 'less Ryan's in a dress.
Ryan: I see that you've all caught on to myself and my
friend.
You know we'll be together 'till the very end.
He means so much to me, more than any other.
And almost every single night, he's the best lover.