Roamin’ Hands and Rushin’ Fingers

by K.

“Oh, man… I can’t wait to see Ryan’s quirk! Oh, Colin’s is gonna be great, too.” Drew was smirking – it must be a doozy, Colin thought. (Please don’t make it I have to kiss Drew! I swear, that man gets off on me hitting on him!) Colin opened the envelope cautiously… looked in, and froze. Drew was still grinning and gave Colin a wink. Wayne and Ryan were intent on looking at their quirks, and Kathy was busily ‘setting up’ the party. He put the card back into the envelope and wedged it into the seat cushions.

As the guys took up their positions, Colin’s mind was literally spinning. (A license to thrill… The chance to be a wild and crazy guy… Could I? Should I?) It would almost be worth it to see the looks on Drew and Dan’s faces if he… Ryan saw the twinkle in his eyes, and nodded. “Go for it, Col! Whatever it is, the hell with them.” No one else heard – Ryan’s hand stroked his shirt as if smoothing it and covered the mic as he spoke without moving his lips. Those ventriloquist lessons had really paid off! Even when the camera was on him it looked like he wasn’t talking unless you watched his neck.

Wayne got the ‘doorbell’ and went into his quirk. The guys watched him slip into different celebrity voices as an invisible steamroller crushed him. One thing you had to say about Wayne, he was always up for a physical challenge. He kept trying to prove that he wasn’t just a face and a song machine. It looked like Kathy was going to have a hard time tonight!

Now it was Colin’s turn. After Kathy answered the ‘doorbell’ Colin stepped down into the ‘room’. Under the cover of the audience reaction to reading his quirk he said, “Say ‘nuff’ if you don’t want me to continue…” She just looked up at him, first in confusion… and then in shock as Colin ‘copped a feel’ and practically buried his nose in her cleavage. “Hey!” Kathy looked at him, saw the twinkle that none of them could resist, and lightly slapped his face. The audience roared, and Drew began cackling like a madman. The volume increased as he ‘yawned’ and stretched… and rubbed his arm across both breasts.

<Ding-dong> It was time for Ryan’s entrance. Colin shot him a ‘just you wait’ look. When the tall guy tried to pose for a romance cover, Colin leaned into the embrace. His hand came up in front of Ryan… and formed a sports cup right over his crotch. There was nothing subtle about the gesture – it spoke of possession and familiarity as he squeezed lightly. Ryan looked down in shock, and then jumped as Colin’s other hand squeezed his butt. “Ooooh!” (Never knew Ry could turn such a pretty shade of pink!)

Wayne had waited for the laughs to die down before continuing his quirk. As he was flattened again, Colin dove down beside him. Ryan knelt, forming a cover for an alternate lifestyle romance novel cover as he held Wayne’s shoulder down. The singer literally tried to levitate as Colin’s hand insinuated itself between his legs and planted a friendly pat on his ‘private’. Colin smirked as he stood up, looked over to Drew… and suggestively grabbed his own crotch for a slow rub and pump. The crowd was howling, but Drew? Drew sat there with his eyes wide and mouth half open. (Who’s embarrassed now, big guy?)

Time to spend a little more attention on Wayne… As the singer dove to the ground again, Colin was right behind him – wicked fingers stroked and ‘pet the puppy’ before standing to advance on Ryan. His fingers flexed, eyes almost glowing as he let his gaze rake across his friend’s body. “Nuh-uh!” Ryan bent over reflexively, his hands fig-leafing his crotch like a virgin in a nudist camp. As Colin nudged his hip, Ryan’s head came up like a frightened antelope. One hand clamped over his butt, the other stayed firmly in place in front.

Kathy guessed Wayne’s quirk, and Drew buzzed him out. Wayne sat down, dazedly. (What the heck?) Colin pounced on Kathy again, rubbing his face against her breasts. A nipple nearly poked him in the eye as her body responded to his attentions. There was a flash of movement… Colin raised his head, stalked toward Ryan slowly like a big cat playing with its prey. Ryan leapt to Kathy’s side, posed her, made like a camera… and was buzzed out with relief when she guessed his quirk. He ran awkwardly back to his seat, hands still clutched in front of his crotch. “Mr. Tricky” was definitely awake and on the move – he could feel his blood stirring and hastily crossed his legs before the camera could focus on him again.

Now it was just Kathy and Colin. “I don’t know what your problem is… Oh!” Colin’s hand slid down her belly and patted her just above her mound. He squeezed her breasts and made a sound like a bike horn. She giggled and slapped lightly at his hand before guessing he couldn’t differentiate between men and women by sight alone. Drew buzzed, and Colin decided to offer a private message to Dan Patterson. (Try to make a monkey outta me? Take this, Danny Boy!) He looked directly into the camera and grabbed himself before doing a quick pelvic thrust. Drew buzzed again, the audience roaring and stomping as Colin embraced Kathy. “You’re awful, you know that, don’t you?” she giggled. She gave him a quick peck on the cheek as they sat down.

“Guys? I think I need two minutes. And I do mean two minutes!” Ryan’s face was still flushed as he looked into Colin’s eyes. “Aw, man! That was unbelievable!” Drew chuckled. “And so gentle, too!” Wayne looked over at Colin and shyly smiled as he squirmed in his seat. Colin winked and nodded at the songbird and smirked as Wayne quickly looked away.

“A thousand points to everyone except Colin. No points for Colin because I was sitting here the whole time!” Drew looked hurt… wistful… pouty. Col just looked and smiled. “No question about you, Drew, you’re all man!” “Yeah, yeah… Anyway, let’s go on with the next game…”

After the show, Colin sat in his dressing room removing what was left of his makeup. He’d never felt so exhausted. He made a mental note not to ever be that ‘free’ on stage again – there was bound to be some strange fallout from this one! There was a quiet tap at his door, and Kathy Greenwood slipped in quickly. “Kath?” She spun the chair so Colin faced her. She slipped between his legs and placed a kiss on the top of his head. “I know you and Deb are happily married… that this was just a game… But if you ever, you know, want to…” She blushed quickly and planted a soft kiss on his lips before stepping away from him. “I mean it…” The door closed quietly behind her.

The Canadian sat with his mouth open… and closed it with a snap as someone else knocked on his door. This time, he opened it, and stood looking at Wayne in confusion. The young man stood there, shyly scuffing one foot on the carpet. “Wayne? What’s up, bro?” “Um, Col? I, uh… I…” His face suddenly got darker. (He’s blushing!) “You know I don’t believe in… I mean, well, you know… But if I did… I’d want to do it with you, man!” Colin watched the younger man suddenly turn and bolt down the hallway.

(Whoa) Colin shut the door and staggered back to his couch before sitting down, weakly. He was exhausted, and his mind just didn’t want to settle down. (If Drew opens that door, I swear I’m gonna scream) He put his head down on his knees and put his arms around his head, protectively. (I definitely won’t be doing THAT again any time soon! What have I started?) Being that free onstage was fun while it happened, but the aftereffects definitely weren’t worth it. (And Deb is probably going to hand me my head on a platter the next time she sees me!) The door opened and closed again, but this time he didn’t look up. Someone sat down on the couch next to him, and a large warm hand began rubbing his back. (Ryan) “Col? You okay, buddy?” Colin looked up into the warm green eyes of his closest friend. “Just hold me? Please?”

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