Wayne: When I get bored I read a little slash,
Even though I know they aren't making any cash.
Its my favorite, it holds me for a while,
Especially when they're starring
Mister Ryan Stiles!
Drew: I read lots of fanfic, yes I really do
But I pass them over when I see they're kind of crude.
But some how, adult always gets my eye,
Especially when I see some slash that's guy on guy.
Colin: What's the deal with all these fanfic writers today
Writing their stories where everyone is gay.
I'm not slashy, and you know that I'm not lying...
Well, maybe except when you pair me up with Ryan.
Ryan: I love fanfic, and you know that's not a lie
I read slash, yes that's guy with guy.
I love X-files and Xander as a slayer,
And I'll give a little tip, Colin's both teams' player.