Slashy Superheroes

by Heather

“I can’t wait to get you back in my trailer.” Ryan’s voice was low, pitched so only Colin could hear him. They were sitting in their customary seats on the Whose Line set, watching as Brad and Wayne did Song Styles. Colin smiled his little smile and gave his longtime lover an exasperated look.

“Damn, Ryan, don’t you ever get enough?” Even though Brad and Wayne were singing loudly, Colin kept his own voice soft out of habit. He flirted with Ryan on stage so much it was second nature.

Ryan grinned at his friend and licked his lips suggestively. “Never.” Colin chuckled and shook his head, looking back at the two singing men who were finishing up their act. He joined the applause as the performers returned to their seats, then listened as Drew called the next game.

“Ok, now we’re going to do a game called Superheroes, this is for everyone. They’re going to be unlikely superheroes and...” Drew reeled off his usual explanation in a quick monotone, and then asked the audience for suggestions. Colin was the first one up and he stood in the center of the stage, hoping there wouldn’t be any bald references.

“Submissive Man!” Drew laughed and looked for the woman who had made that suggestion.

“Oh, I see you know him!” Drew quipped, as Colin smiled good-naturedly and shook his head. “All right, Submissive Man, what’s the problem he has to deal with?”

“No more leather!”

Everyone cracked up when they heard that one; even the normally unshakable Colin laughed a little.

“Oh, man, this is going to be great,” Drew said, still giggling. “Okay, Submissive Man, there’s no more leather. Take it away.”

Colin stood still for a moment wondering just how to play this, and then decided to go for the gusto. He mimed holding a phone to his ear, and spoke in a soft voice slightly higher than his usual tenor.

“Yes, Master, I’ll be right over. Yes, I’ll wear the black leather. And the handcuffs. Whatever you say, Master.” Ryan was already cracking up as he watched Colin turn and mime opening a closet. Looking frantically through his imaginary closet, Colin brought both hands to his mouth and hunched slightly, looking frightened. “Oh no, there’s no more leather!” He looked toward the camera, checking the ‘World Crisis Monitor.’ “Oh my God, there’s no leather anywhere! I hope my Super Friends come soon and tell me what to do!”

Ryan walked onstage, biting his lip to keep a straight face. “Sorry I’m late, but I couldn’t find my chaps.” Colin ran to him and grabbed his shoulders, looking up at Ryan with a wild kind of fascination on his face.

“Thank God you’re here, Horny All The Time Man! There’s no more leather, what do I do? Please, tell me what to do!” Ryan couldn’t suppress a wide grin at the name Colin had chosen for him, and he quickly pasted a lecherous look on his face. It wasn’t hard to do. He reached down and firmly grabbed the shorter man’s ass, pulling him close. The audience screamed in laughter as Ryan stroked his hands along Colin’s chest, licking his lips suggestively.

“Don’t worry about the leather, you don’t have to wear anything. In fact, get undressed right now.”

“Oh, yes Master! Will you tie me up?” Ryan caught his breath at the eagerness in Colin’s voice. Before Colin could pretend to pull his clothes off, Wayne jumped onto the stage, announcing that he had arrived as quickly as he could. Ryan gave him an irritated look, and his title.

“Oh look, it’s Bad Timing Man! Interrupting as usual, I see.” Wayne grinned, then giggled nervously when Ryan turned back to Colin and continued stroking his body all over. Wayne wasn’t quite sure how much of this was a game, and he knew his friends could get carried away sometimes. Colin certainly looked like he was into it, leaning against Ryan with parted lips and half closed eyes. Drew was watching the whole thing in disbelief and laughing his ass off. Wayne decided to live up to his Super title and pulled Colin away, earning another irritated look from Ryan.

“Hey, Submissive Man, this is a good time to talk to you about your wife, right?” Colin shook his head frantically, looking nervously at Ryan, but he was unable to keep the laughter out of his eyes. Ryan was undeterred by Wayne’s efforts, and he followed Colin around the stage, trying to pinch his ass. Brad chose that moment to arrive, and Wayne had a great idea for his title.

“Oh good, its Embarrassed about his Erection Boy!” Drew almost fell of his chair laughing as Brad cupped both hands in front of his crotch, looking around sheepishly. He stared at Ryan and Colin, who were rubbing against each other and smiling, with a thrilled look on his face.

“Oh, wow, look what they’re...” Brad stopped and looked at his crotch in surprise, then tried to hide behind Wayne. Ryan and Colin were oblivious to all this; what they were doing was very close to sex with their clothes on. Ryan had both hands cupping Colin’s ass, and was grinding his hips against the shorter man’s leg. Colin’s head was thrown back, his eyes closed and his mouth open. Ryan began nuzzling his neck, lightly sucking just under the jawline. Colin was beginning to breathe heavily, and his hands pressed against the back of Ryan’s head, encouraging him to use more pressure. Brad stared at them, gaping openly, and then shook himself slightly.

“Oh...I’m going to go find some cows. I’ll get the leather from them...in a little while.” Brad walked off the stage in a daze, casting frequent glances back at Ryan and Colin. Wayne grinned as a great idea came to him. He stepped up to the two men who seemed to be joined at the hip, and lived up to his title once again.

“Hey you guys, remember the time we saw Drew sunbathing nude?” Drew made that ‘Oh, very funny’ look as Ryan and Colin pulled apart with identical expressions of distaste. Wayne grinned at them, then looked at his watch. “Well, I was supposed to meet a date an hour ago, I guess it’s time to go.” He walked off the stage, leaving Ryan and Colin looking at each other, wondering what to do. Ryan solved that problem nicely, taking a step closer to Colin.

“Oh man, I need something to get that image out of my head!” With that said, Ryan grabbed Colin’s head and kissed him firmly on the lips. Colin brought his arms up, reflexively grabbing Ryan’s ass. The crowd went nuts as the kiss kept going, and Drew had his glasses off, wiping his eyes and laughing uncontrollably. Finally Ryan broke away, leaving Colin standing there with half lidded eyes and a dazed smile. “Okay, that did it, now I need a cold shower. See you later, Submissive Man.” Ryan walked off stiffly, hands in his pockets to hide just how much he needed that cold shower.

Colin seemed to remember that he was on stage, and quickly finished up the game. “Thank God, another crisis averted.” Turning to look at Ryan, he waved and called out, “Hey, Horny man, wait for me!” This sent Drew off into another round of hysterics, and the performers waited patiently in their seats for him to calm down. Ryan and Colin were carefully avoiding eye contact—it was too distracting.

“Hey, uh, Ryan and Colin, do you guys need to take a break or anything?” Drew was still giggling as he asked the question.

Ryan and Colin looked at each other, a world of communication going on in a single glance.

“Yeah, Drew, I think we do.”

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