THE CAST
Pig #1 - Drew
Pig #2 - Colin
Pig #3 - Greg
(He's the smart one....)
Big Bad
Wolf - Ryan
Drew, Colin, and
Greg had finally left their home
and started lives of their own. They got
money to buy
materials for their house and start their
lives. Drew
picked straw, Colin picked wood, and Greg
picked
brick. Colin and Drew finished very fast and
they
walked over to where Greg was building his
house. They
started singing
'He don't take no time to
play, time to play, time
to play. All he does his work all day
<whistle>"
"You can laugh and
you can fiddle. Don't think you
can make me sore, but I'll be safe and
you'll be
sorry, when the wolf comes to your
door." Colin and
Drew start laughing.
"Whose
afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad
wolf, the big bad wolf. Whose afraid of
the-" They all
spot the wolf and run inside their houses.
Ryan slinks
up to the straw house and says...
"Little pig, little
pig, let me in!"
"Not by the hair on
my chinny chin chin"
Drew
yelled back.
"If you do... I'll
huff, and I'll puff and I'll
blow you." Ryan called, his voice
sounding whiny and
campy. So he blew down the door opened and
it shut.
Several screams could be heard, not ones of
terror...but ones of pleasure. Ryan walked out
looking
satisfied, and Drew followed in a daze.
Waving
goodbye, Ryan left. Ryan walked up to the
house of
wood and said "Little pig little pig,
let me in."
"Not by the hairs on
my chinny chin chin!"
Colin
yelled at Ryan.
"Fine... I'll huff,
and I'll puff, and I'll blow
you." The door opened and Ryan went in.
The same thing
that happened in the first house, happened in the
wooden house. And Ryan walked to the brick
house. Greg
was waiting for him. Greg smirked, and Ryan
said...
"Little pig, little pig, let me
in." and Greg replied
"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin." And Ryan
replied, "Fine... I'll huff and I'll
puff, and I'll
blow you." Greg shrugged and led Ryan
inside. The same
sounds could be heard. And smoke came from
the
chimney. In the room, Ryan and Greg are laying in bed
together and Greg was smoking a cigarette....
Greg
said "Damn... you're good."
*** One Year Later**
They all sat around
a big wooden table and Ryan
was watching Drew and Colin's little pigs
play around.
Him and Greg were married and they all lived happily
ever after.
***