I’m Too Sexy
by Bonnie
H.
Brad got into his entirely black outfit. He
had black
underwear, a tight leather shirt, a cop type hat, and a little
leather mini-skirt. He walked out and the cat-calls started. He
smiled and took a bow that made his dress lift up slightly. He
smoothed it back down modestly and smiled at the boys. He turned
around and put the CD in the player, his skirt rode up again when he
bent down to put the CD in. They started cat calling again. He
pressed play and once again smoothed his skirt out.
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
During the voice Brad slowly pulled off his
shirt and threw
it out at the other boys. He slowly winked at Chip and turned around
again.
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you
think about that
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the
catwalk
He walked and did that cute little model
turn. He
purposefully bent over by Chip's chair. He then pantomimed himself
driving a car and he danced out of it. He threw his hat off and slid
out of his little mini-skirt, this time he threw it and Greg caught
it. There was a wicked little twinkle in his eye.
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the
catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
He ended by taking off his underwear and
sitting in Greg's
lap. Greg ran his fingers over Brad's naked body.
"You're positively beautiful…" Greg
whispered into Brad's
ear. Brad turned pinkish in his cheeks. The others, sensing the
feeling quietly left the room. Brad stood up and led Greg into the
room. Greg was softly humming "I'm Too Sexy" and he closed the
door.
No one got any sleep that night.