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4/17/01 the're digging through all of your files, stealing back your best ideas.
4/18/01 programing your alarm clock to wake you up with 'wake up call' will eat away at your sanity.
4/19/01 dont you just hate it when you wake up and your still stupid? - canzadie
4/20/01 i feel like the meat in an incompetent sandwich - Brad Sherwood
4/21/01 then there are the yuppies, yup yup yup - Ken Cox
4/22/01 "at some future point we will give out LSD at our shows, then you won't need beach balls, because you'll be seeing them anyway." - Flansburgh
4/23/01 dontlistentomeiwillscrewwithyourhead - wolfie (me)
4/24/01 overturned tractor trailers rubbernecking bumper to bumper! - infamous countdown
4/25/01 you know in some gaming circles llama means uneducated newbie, so uneducated llama would be redundant - ng
4/26/01 Salsa and pickles, red means stop, dont cross the street, our friends all live on mars, uses imagination, hippo, stomp your feet, bo. repeat, with slight variation (x 60) - newsgroup
4/27/01 Canister contains 50% recycled material (.... ewww) - tube of pringles
4/28/01 Flans: the motorcycle guy? Linnell : i always thought of him as the leather man. He had really powerful muttonchops.
4/29/01 The Sopranoes - "Sleeping with the Fishes", "Mafia Boss of Me"
4/30/01 Dr. Zong? Telly for Dr. Zong. - Canzadie
5/01/01 you ugly bags of mostly water! - alien on star trek talking to humans
5/02/01 haop haop - my chickens - think of 'harold' on 'red green'
5/03/01 in other words we can go out of the ordinary but we cant live there - negativland
5/04/01 we didnt mean any harm we just want to go home (muahahahaha in background) - negativland
5/05/01 el... weed? - blow
5/06/01 its kindof like, your normal.... then you cross over to stupid. - Canzadie
5/07/01 if you don't stand for something then you'll fall for anything. - Aaron
5/08/01 i have a simple diet, you skip breakfast and then dont eat for the rest of the day. - Me
5/09/01 you just cant sing a depressing song when your playing the banjo. -steve martin
5/10/01 back in this world of juman kind, i think we've already lost our minds - chemical bomb by auquabats
5/11/01 get your philosophy from a bumper sticker - green day 'warning'
5/12/01 'everybody welcome' hmm, how to they know we're here? - negativland a big 10-8 place
5/13/01 i still havent found what im looking for, nope definately not, i havent found it, i just can't seem to find it, ... - Negativland - U2 the banned single
5/14/01 beware of dog - sign on my wall
5/15/01 Im Back!   not that any of you b*st*rds missed me ;) - sylvan
5/16/01 if you dont have anything to die for, than your not living. - Aaron
5/17/01 yeah, it took me a while to figure out that you had to hum into it, instead of just blowing. - nathan
5/18/01 know thyself. If you need help, call the cia. - unknown
5/19/01 streakers beware: your end is in sight. - unknown
5/20/01 if two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - unknown
5/21/01 freebird!!! - the beach ball
5/21/01 are you going to finish that finger or are you just going to suck frosting off it. - me, talking to my 6 year old cousin eating my b-day cake. :)
5/22/01 fluffy fluffy - me tormenting scratch on my new linnell hairdo
5/23/01 linnell is asexual. his cells divided and thats why henry's here. - Mandy
5/24/01 people shouldnt procreate. its just wrong. - christine
5/25/01what is a bassist's salary nowadays? minimum wage and whatever he can earn selling miller to fangirls. - meg
5/26/01 i'd say im going to bed but that would require moving. - mandy
5/27/01 its so compforting to know there are so many people out there in this world sicker than i am - tim curry
5/28/01 i think im the only one here toniight that doesnt look like me - tim curry at the rh convention
5/29/01 photo making equipment, lithography equipment.. everything you can ever imagine a gas! - Flans
5/30/01 when am i getting my diplomatic plates, so i can double park outside the bowery with diplomatic immunity beffiting my position? - karin
5/31/01 its the solar flares! - mom
6/1/01 linnells wife gave birth to siamese triplets with 8 fingers on each hand, they are now opening for tmbg - top ten things bongo missed in ng
6/2/01 the very existence of flame throwers proves that some time somone said to themselves, 'you know, i want to set those people over there on fire, but im just not close enough to get the job done - george carlin
6/3/01 after all how much would you have paid for an autographed sealed mink burger? - ng
6/4/01 save and save often - me when the comp. erases all my work because of the 'solar flares!'
6/5/01 i object to all this sex on tv, i mean, i keep falling off! - scratch
6/6/01 whoa, python reference! i didnt expect that! - atoook
6/7/01 now lets get down to some good dirty in-fighting over who gets to hold the actual titles. - karin
6/8/01 no holds barred, and i want blood and gore and guts, and veins in my teeth...   -karin
6/9/01 could be my evil computer, could be evil Tripod. - laura
6/10/01 i used to have that problem too. dont mount your computer on a tripod. - polaris
6/11/01 dont mount your computer period. i learned that one the hard way. - Joe C....BZZZT!
6/12/01 i had a great quote, now what did i do with it? - me, now
6/13/01 albatross! - wuf187 (me)
6/14/01 heckfish! - scratchpentagon (scratch)
6/15/01 tdk? - wuf187
6/16/01 tis but the argument of a man forged of straw. the lot of you are but pretennobles. ypp
6/17/01 cozmos a pretty birrrrrd tweet chirp urpppppp whistle - cozmo behind me
6/18/01 marko! -me
6/19/01 polo! - kristine
6/20/01 Ummm....reply! - scratch
6/21/01 "help! im hopelessly trapped inbetween these two quotation marks!" - i didnt escape they gave me a 'day pass'
6/22/01 hacksaw! - wuf187
6/23/01 "hopelessly optimistic" "ponderous" and "outward looking" =they might be giants - darrell
6/24/01 the reason i have the banana in my ear is because im trying to lure the monkey out of my head. - ng
6/25/01 i wanna be sedated
6/26/01 so you think you'll become an alcoholic when your legal age? - ma
6/27/01 i cant really tell unless you give me large quantities of liquer - me
6/28/01 were all waiting round for something and its neva comming back - on the drag
6/29/01 duct tape! - red green
6/30/01 you bastards - john linnell
6/31/01   im a date that doesnt exist muahahahaha - today
7/1/01 your gonna get $8.50?! im selling my soul for 6 bucks an hour!!! - me
7/2/01 twennytwennytwennyfour hours agooo i wanna be sedated - john linnell
7/3/01 nothin to do no where to goooo i wanna be sedated - john linnell
7/4/01 put me in the wheelchair put me on the plane, hurry hurry hurry before i go insane - john linnell
7/5/01 i cant control my fingers i cant control my brain oh nooo oh nooo! - john linnell
7/6/01 baw baw ba ba ba da ba ba da i wanna be sedated baw baw ba ba ba da ba ba da i wanna be sedated - linnell
7/7/01 happy birthday scratch!!!
7/8/01 http://hacksaw.n3.net/ - scratches new site to totally check out :)
7/9/01 no product plugs here...
7/10/01 www.rainemu.com/swf/allyourbase/allyoursmurf.swf - scratch hookmeup
7/11/01 whudupg? - scratch
7/12/01 wolfie180g sounds like whudupg what can i say - me
7/13/01 rahhh!! literal thinker!! - me
7/14/01 .... unless your a satanic marsupial - scratch
7/15/01 talk about your obscure references - me
7/16/01 i dont know why i keep clicking- me
7/17/01 where is my mind? - where is my mind by the pixies (kick ass song by the way :)
7/18/01 scratch, sleep on your keyboard - me
7/19/01 wiggle and you made a wittier comment then tdk - me to scratch
7/20/01 my favorite food is water! i'm really into water! it's delicious! and it's good for you!" - flansburgh
7/21/01 i had a question and then i forgot it. my question is, what was the question?
7/22/01 http://conversationpiece.50megs.com/archive/2001sep/14a.html
7/23/01 all i have to do is jus keep plugging sites and ill have this thing updated in no time :) ( today is 10/15/01)
7/24/01 are you sitting or on your feet? - good question
7/25/01 well, im sitting, but my feet are on the ground - troy
7/26/01 with your feet in the air and your head on the ground - where is my mind?
7/27/01 anyone have any idea as to who is opening for tmbg during the fall tour? - john ryan
7/28/01 me. im going to play the kazoo and tapdance. - christine
7/29/01 tis before we met in person. - scratch tis - me so, um, you dont know me. - scratch never met the guy - me
7/30/01 aw hell, not like anyone reads this on a daily basis - me   hehe, i would if it was updated on a daily basis - him
7/31/01 touche - me
8/01/01 ok, other stuff to go to, statue of liberty for the foam hats, gotta love the foam hats - few days before nycness
8/02/01 i bet i smell like fries (after work) - me mmm fries, stop it! - chris look for the girl with fries in her hair - me
8/03/01 wow, when we next talk it'll be in person, i hope my head doesnt expload - scratch ditfreakinto err ditto - me
8/04/01 ahhhh !!!!!! im in new york city!!!!!!!! - me
8/05/01 linnell jus gave me a lapdance! - me    its miller time :) - mandy
8/05/01 part 2   funny funny two na two fish? naww tuna, funny - its like you never see two of them together, are there two? naw. two? naw fun-ny fun-ny - john ryan and gella
8/06/01 very much like the song.. " the best thing about neww york city (was) you and me " - chris
8/07/01 colwallaonedalla = cold water one dollar = corner of penn
8/08/01 youse a ho, tmbg ho of the highest respect, i bow to my liege - me
8/09/01 actually , the technical name is TMBSkank Ass Ho - christine
8/10/01 of course, and as always you were right about it being so awesomeness - me about trippage
8/11/01 its like.. me and you, christine and mandy, johns and dans.. i think if you look up " awesomeness" in the dictionary, that would be the definition. - chris the wise one :)
8/12/01 so you think it would be a good idea for me to go to iowa? - chris
8/13/01 yeah, im jus tellin ya ahead of time that this is like the anti-ny
8/14/01 hahahaha - i jus read this on the scedual for the docushow ... shoot 45 fans in photo booth - me
8/15/01 hahaha, julie will converse with aj about the # of people, she will let us know if she has enough people to shoot early. otherwise we will shoot them as listed below between 4:45 and 5:45. no fans admitted until general admittance of until ready to shoot photo booth - docuscedual
8/16/01 one word nra - me
8/17/01 oh now im mad : 6pm. shoot band - me >:O
8/18/01 HEHEHE jus doent fit as nicely, hardly ever does one hear a loud giggle - me
8/19/01 iikjolllhh - me hlokjpoiuj - chris   <~~~~pickes keys off forehead - me hjbbbbbb - me
8/20/01 ojopjipowiuj20-897-0523 - chris   phone #? what the hell? - me
8/21/01 no idea. it jus happened randomly - chris no kidding? - me i swear it. - chris
8/22/01 weird - me yeah- chris lets call that number that your forehead chose - me
8/23/01 thats just umm.. excelent sounding. i dont think it would be possible to word that better. - chris
8/24/01 man your tired - me
8/25/01 maybe - chris
8/26/01 either tired or devoid of amino acids - me   ........ mmmmm acids - me
8/27/01 heh heh, you said 'ass' - chris
8/28/01 hmm, i wunder what poor beast of butden i shalt devour whensforth - me
8/29/01 hehehehe - chris     ah an extra 'he' i have won your favour - me yup :) - chris :) hehehehe - me
8/30/01 i have graced your presence with an superfilous 'he' as well good sir - me
8/31/01 why thank you good lady. - chris
9/01/01 now me thinks i might venture further in this ridiculous facade and beg for one step up from an added 'he' and seek out the 'ha's may i please thine sir with thy ha ha eths? - me   of course - chris   hahahaha-me
9/02/01 hahaha-eth - chris   wish i knew bigger words - me no need your doing fine - chris ah that is in greatness - me
9/03/01 yup -chris
9/04/01 no no no, you are wrong good sir, it is'yes that is correct'
9/05/01 why, you are right, what was it that i had smoketh? - chris
9/06/01 conneticanna? - me
9/07/01 i apologize for disgracing myself in your presence. that is a very wise suggestion, my good lady. - chris
9/08/01 your disgrace your punnishment, no from here and whensforth, you shall hang your head in shame at your oblivious look at proper engrish - me
9/09/01 hehehehehehe-eth - chris
9/10/01 err, damn. i cant do this anymors, trying not to recycle words - me
9/11/01 its funny when we cant come up with anything so we just add "eth" to some word - chris
9/12/01 nevermind, im jus um yeah fill in the blank in my mind - me
9/13/01 " i would die for you, i would kill for you, please let me kill for you :) " gomez addams
9/14/01 " im not a vegitarian because i love animals im a vegitarian because i hate plants" - someone somewhere
9/15/01 i love animals, they're delicious - chris
9/16/01 if we arent supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?" - scratch
9/17/01 what are you on? - me
9/18/01 ummm.. iowanna? - chris
9/19/01 attaboy ;) -me
9/20/01   it'll be awhile before im done updateing my site - me   like a long while
9/21/01   how long? - scratch umm, concidering how easily i can get distracted.................. ill never get done - me
9/22/01 3 months of quotes tis a lot - scratch   yeah about a hundred - me
9/23/01 fine fine ill stop cheating and using todays chat to update this quote page - me , now
9/24/01 ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... - me
9/25/01 damn this is hard
9/26/01 dont think its hard - chegg
9/27/01 at the dorms it hast to be guy/guy and girl/girl. anything else is against the rules - scratch
9/28/01 whatever happened to the honor system???/ - me
9/29/01 i got what i needed there (footage for film) now i jus need *ACTORS!!!* - me
9/30/01 > also, I'd love to see hickey go crazy during the end of Little Critta. - ng person
10/1/01 yeah, and you know he'd do it too. - scratch
10/2/01 this is my head............ this is my head sleeping on the keyboard : frhhhhhhhhhgbbggggbbbbvffffccccc - me
10/3/01 aokjwpoeihaopwijefwed - scratch
10/4/01 your fingering again! - me accusingly
10/5/01 yeah, dude my roomate is here - scratch
10/6/01 so? -me
10/7/01 you push the buttons and it does stuff - scratch   you push my buttons i dont do stuff - me
10/8/01 i say in any case you should do one of two things: either procrastinate, or... well.... i'll tell you the other one later - scratch
10/9/01 hi this is gunnar, and matthew, and were they might be giants. were not home right now, in fact no one is, so leave a message at the sound of the beep .. (accordion) - answering machine
10/10/01 lots of ones and zeros, and i think i even saw a 2! bender   its ok bender, theres no such thing as 2 - fry
10/11/01 iowa city show review right under docustuff :):):):)
10/12/01 and when i cant get to sleep i tnd to think about things - scratch
10/13/01 thinking is the worst thing you could do - me
10/14/01 "this means im the #2 fan" - me on tdk's rediculous online store of tmbg stuff with his logo on it
10/15/01 hehehe you remembered! - scratch   ya jus dont forget potty jokes - me
10/16/01   i should open up my own store.... they might be ambassador shirts with a pic of "hello, im the tmbg ambassador to _____________" on the top part making it look like one of those nametags - me
10/17/01 more ideas for clothlings : tdk is a dick? - me    hahahaahhaha- scratch
10/18/01 "DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! " - christine
10/19/01 lex says it's "the dickless kangaroo" - scratch       The DicK = tdk   -me
10/20/01 a buncha quotes on one shirt with tdk bashing, our best seller - me
10/21/01 a tshirt with a pic of the tmbg tag hanging from the neck " im with the band" on the back - me
10/22/01 "sing damn you!" a pic of linnell screaming into the mic - me
10/23/01 a pic of flans farting on a snare drum! - scratch
10/24/01 " where are your lost souls?" - flansburgh
10/25/01 a white hat that just says "THEY" across the forehead
10/26/01 i'll throw in a couple of items in the movieage, free promotion, 'our entire movie was a commercial!............ so buy something!' - at the end then a plug for the store - me
10/27/01 (sewing magenta costume) working on the collar now - me you really need the collar to go along with the cuffs -scratch wuf187: <~~~repeatedly stabs neck trying to sew on collar (tee hee hee)
10/28/01 last nights show, man i had to direct 4 people on where to stand and what to do for the whole show, columbia was a short asian homophobe guy, kyle as brad dressed as eddie, a guy dressed as riff raff and the various (3) janets
10/29/01 what i did on my halloween
10/30/01 it was hillarious when 'eddie' actually lifted him(homophobe guy playing columbia) way high and started throwing him around, the croud went insane when eddie gets down on this guy and starts making out
10/31/01 crossdressing redish linnell? you dont even crossdress thou! - scratch
11/1/01    i do too!! - me when? - scratch im wearing pants and a shirt - me and thats crossdressing? - scratch
11/2/01 guys wear pants and shirts - me so? - scratch   crossdressing man! - me well then, like 90% of women crossdress. - scratch
11/3/01 wow, so im not alone - me get yourself a jock strap, then i'll consider it crossdressing - scratch
11/4/01 will do - me    HAHAHA - scratch
11/5/01 dripping with cheese! - justin
11/6/01 i was talking to this crazy fucked up psychotic and thought of you :) - me
11/7/01 umm.. should i take that as a compliment? - scratch yes, i would - me
11/8/01 i have 3 cuts on my index finger - me how did that happen? - scratch prolly the edges of the big pans at work tissharp- me those bastards! i kill them!!! - scratch um they were never living but ah what the hell kill them! - me
11/9/01 " i sold my soul to the giants and all i got was this lousy t-shirt" - me
11/10/01   its the gaza strip, gaza strip, its super strippy - to the tune of superfreak at the anagram hotel -asa
11/11/01 im attempting , im attempting, to be kewl tisnt working - me anagram hotel
11/12/01 when im tired i tend to umm.. type more directly what im think with less thought about it - scratch   thats actually a good way to type, jus let it all hang out - me
11/13/01 wuf187: <~~~slowly falling off chair
11/14/01 scratchpentagon: <-- doing the exact same thing 700 miles away
11/15/01 ask them whats going on, like haunted houses or um damn i dont know what you all do over there - me
11/16/01 you should come on over and set us straight. please? - scratch
11/17/01 since you asked so nicely i shalt corrupt you all - me   yay!!!!1 - scratch
11/18/01 linnell is possessed by linen! - me
11/19/01 a shirt with jus "john" and another with " dan", " william allen white" - me
11/20/01 now i know that you're no internet weirdo, you're just a regular weirdo... and my mom never instilled fear of them in me. hehehe - scratch
11/21/01 regular weirdos are worse, we instill fear into otherwize sane peeps when we give them an alternative to looking at life. - me
11/22/01 it's like, insightful, or something - scratch
11/23/01 never get a job, they all suck, or get a job as a vending machine filler, make your own time, eat the profits - me
11/24/01 i *am* however hoping for Pet Name - scratch     ok your pet name is fluffy - me
11/25/01 as for the abundance of songs about sleep, the Johns have said that it was because they couldn't put songs about dying on a children's record - ng dude
11/26/01 im thinking from a newbies perspective, but this tigerella is just freaking me out - me
11/27/01 that ones pretty weird - scratch
11/28/01 acid? - me
11/29/01 between that and violin, i think linnells starting to lose it - scratch      dlooar for dollar ditto - me
11/30/01 and he did mention something about putting LSD in his coffee at RIT, but hey, he said they'll start giving it out at shows, so as long as he brings enough for everyone i'm fine with it - scratch
12/1/01 the question was " if you buy a can that says 'albacore' on it in a store you are most likely buying this" and the answer was tuna. but he merely yelled out ALBATROSS! to which i replyed with " its bloody albatross flavor!" - scratch
12/2/01 haha, Polaris strikes again "Sombody set up Joe the bong." - scratch
12/3/01 yeah but we're both getting senile in our old age, remember? - scratch    right senile - me
12/4/01 are you here for coping with senility? no, im here for microwave cookery - scratch
12/5/01 vainly grabbing at some distant memory hehehe albatross! - me what flavor is it? - scratch   bloody! - me
12/6/01   bleedin' seabird flavor - scratch your not the bird of me nowww and your not so bloody life without furrr - me
12/7/01 i was working vainly on a song, that mares eat oats one, adapting it to hannibal lector - me
12/8/01 hehe, do i want to know more? - scratch
12/9/01 mares eat goats and does eat roast, and little lambs i eat, a kid i'll eat too wouldn't you? - me
12/10/01 (background: brb for us means BathRoom Break, therefore, brb1= #1 , brb2 = #2 brb3 = vomiting) you know, brb3 should be for eating/drinking something - me yeah i guess, but what if we forget? - scratch   i dont know, we will impload - me
12/11/01 i mean, i don't want to think you're calling ralph on the porcelain telephone in a moment of senility - scratch
12/12/01 brbheadlines - me   that wasnt as funny as usual - (talking about leno headlines) scratch what wasnt as funny? - me   umm i dont remember - scratch
12/13/01 br....ummmm - senile - me
12/14/01   brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb = obsessive compulsive
12/15/01 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr = cold
12/16/01 brbiamlisteningtogiantsstuffandcannothearthedoorbellsojustcussatmeandcontinueonwith
yourrantandiwilleventuallycatchuptowhatwewerejusttalkingabout - me
12/17/01 ilikedoingthesekindofruntogethersentences, you try it, its like your thumbs feel like they are unwanted and yearn for the clicking - me
12/18/01 okayiamtryingitnowandithinkyouaremostdefinitlyrightmythumsneedsomethingtodo!!!! - scratch
12/19/01 thelackofclickingthrowsoffyourtypingflow - me
12/20/01 yesitdoesmythumbsfeelliketheyshouldbedoingsomething - scratch
12/21/01 sowhatidoisstillpauseforthesentencebreaks - me yeahyourarerightwowiamsayingmorejustfortheexperienceofnothittingspacenormallyiwouldhavejustsaidyeah -scratch
12/22/01 im going to have my whole family exclaiming hacksaw at inappropriate times -=] - scratch
12/23/01 jus gonna check my junk mail...... yup, my junk mail is still junk
12/24/01 hi anut teresa! merry prechristmas!
12/25/01 merry christmas!!! wow that was unexpected
12/26/01 yey! the guitar single! -me
12/27/01 an english professor wrote the words, " woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. the men wrote : " Woman, without her man, is nothing" the women wrote: " Woman! Without her, man is nothing"
12/28/01 mmmmm pure una*mmmm*dulturated water - me    i want some! scratch    tastes strangely like strawberry daquiri its jus water man, uhh yeah pure una *mm(enough already!)mm* dulturated water - me   no fair! - scratch
12/29/01 soon enough man, i dont think they allow alcoho... pure unadulturated water on planes. - ne
12/30/01 " what no fancy glass?" - mom (jus got home) " we have fancy glassessss?" - me slurring
12/31/01   "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!" - insane girl