| Sully's Corner- Second Article |
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| Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is. My second article. The one person who read the first one seemed to like it, so I figured I would just keep shitting them out, like Jonathan Franzen or Stephen King. What I want to know is why the hell I'm not on Oprah's Book Club. Funny thing is, my aunt gets the "O" Magazine every month, and there is always a picture of Oprah on the front. You could set up a real nice haunted house will all of the covers from each month. I can see them all over the walls: Oprah riding a bike, Oprah cuddling with puppies, Oprah looking suprised, Oprah popping out of a wedding cake....I had better stop, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. Well, besides Oprah, not much has been going on around here this week. I was so bored I actually watched NASCAR this weekend. Like Big Wendy the Fat Girl's giant face after realizing that there was a half-gallon of Edy's Ice Cream in the freezer and thus running the six feet to get to it, my neck is feeling quite red. No, but really, nothing against NASCAR and Big Wendy the Fat Girl. In fact, NASCAR is like a big ol' slice of Americana. And Big Wendy is like everyone else in America. Big? Yes. Fat? Yes. Should I be one to talk? No. I mean really, look at me. Have you seen the disfigured young man staring eerily back at you in my picture atop this page? In fact, I'm sitting on my fat ass writing some lame article for a website which is created beside one million worthless others on Geocities. Geocities! The only people remotely interesting in this shit are also sitting on their asses creating their own worthless websites. No offense to Justin, as I like what he has done with the place, and after all, who am I to comment? I'm not even that good at the games we play in Phys. Ed. Okay...I have decided that I have fallen far enough down this never-ending shame spiral, and will hopefully be back with you fellow losers in a couple of weeks, bitching my heart out and blaming someone else for everything that is wrong in my world. Sorry if I scared my one fan away from ever reading this article as a result of my profanity or intense negativity towards everything. Momma says it's my nature. Sullivan |