Help the world realize the truth!
VOTE NOW to recognize the lovable, huggable, strong and silent-type ninja of the G.I. Joe Team as the Most Mary Sued Character in all of literary history.
He can do anything!
He can fight!
He can dance!
He can make all the girls swoon with just a look!
He can do the watoosie!
He can slice! He can dice! He can take on that most vintage of 80's memorabilia, the Ginzu Knife, any day and twice on Sunday!
He can sign in nine languages!
He is a Tenth Dan Master in every known style of fighting there is, and even some that we haven't even made up yet!
He's a world-class surgeon, ace fighter pilot, and MacGyver rolled into one!
He can fly, drive, or operate anything, even though he only had a high school education! No wait, scratch that.
He's got an M.D., Ph.D., J.D., M.B.A. and a whole lot of other acronyms in academia and elsewhere!
He's been making the ultimate fashion statement for silent, disfigured-for-life, angsty soldiers since 1982! Black is back, baby!
He's like an onion! There's a whole lotta layers goin' on!
He's also like a box of chocolates, because you never know what you're gonna get!
He's got more gadgets than God Himself, but can't carry on a civilized conversation over a beer! And that's because he's so virtuous, he doesn't drink, or smoke, or carry on in any such way at all!
So, what are YOU waiting for? Click the link below to cast your vote! Vote now! Vote often! Give Snake Eyes the non-honor that he rightfully deserves!
If Marvel had a No-Prize for Mary Sue-ism, let Snake Eyes be the world's most winningest winner of it!
Snake Eyes Loving Geeks, be heard!