| Leroy's Inspiring Thoughts |
| This section is dedicated to those who need some inspiration (and to hear me complain about various thing, i.e. school). These are my thoughts and opinions so I am warning all you "concerned parents" that most of this is just for fun, so don't go calling the school. |
| - I don't want to sound queer or anything, but I think unicorns kick ass! - My deep, dark secret comes out....I have abnormally large nuts! I'm not talking a little bigger, I have to rest them on my leg to sleep. - Twinkies stay fresh for 26 years! Wow! - When I die, I want to be reincartnated as a huge fucking bird so I can shit all over your car. - If there's one good thing about being sick, it's that you get to take medication and we all know that kicks ass! Yeah! - Become a psychologist kids, nothing better than giving a headcase adivce about how to live. - Sign the guestbook people! How fucking lazy are you? - Remember kids, Charlie Manson loves you! I would like to add that I in no way endorse the material written here by Leroy, but I couldn't have said it better myself. |