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| Step 1: Click here. Or send an e-mail to gaud@forpresident.com (either way you get the same result). Step 2: Put MAILING LIST as the subject. Step 3: Put the e-mail you want the article sent to in the message box. Step 4: Congratulate yourself for doing something so kewl. Your article and whatever else we send will come to you on a certain day every month, or a little later, since we're some lazy bastards over here. |