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Name: The Great High Gaud Alias: The Greeks called me Apollo, but Harper works. Age: 11,474 Marital Status: Ok, fine, I admit it, due to extreme threatening. I'm married to a lovely lovely PERSON (I'm not gay, so take a guess) who doesn't really like me very much. Educational Background: Try my hardest to avoid the stuff. Hobbies: Numerous, but include Ghetto Games, Video Games, and Divine Justice. Injuries (minor to serious): Also numerous. Physical injuries including being hit in the head with a lawn chair and falling into a large cactus. But the mental injuries I have suffered at school are much, much worse. Future Goals: World domination |
Name: The Ferret Alias: Mustafa Bin Laden, Cupcake, Jesus, and Pretty Princess Ballerina, Dante Pop Ali, and My holy name: Dionysus Age: Undecided Marital Status: Don't get me wrong, I love poontang as much as any non-homosexual guy, but there is no way I would ever marry a morally challenged bitch. Update: The Ferret has now been married twice, including a current one, although I doubt he'll be willing to admit to either of these. I have my proof, however, as it was I who performed the ceremonies.. Educational Background: Graduated top of my class 1990, Mrs. Flanning's Preschool. Been really down hill and fucked up since then. Hobbies: Ghetto Games, Sleeping, Bringing justice to the world. Injuries (minor to serious): Low self esteem, nail in my foot, dislocated arm, and I torched my right nipple with some fireworks, Now Mental, I am a narcissist with low self esteem. Figure that one out. Paranoia is big, too. |
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Name: Leroy Alowishious Humpernickel Alias: Bertha, Apu Nosapaheatapetalon, Butch Age: 420 and not a year past or under Marital Status: Marriage? I have a hell of a time just keeping a fucking girlfriend. Why the hell would I wanna spend the rest of my life with someone when I can be out there pimpin' dem hoes!? Educational Background: Prisoner No. 42010209 at ACHS Hobbies: Picking my nose, playing bass, lugging around Silent Station's gear in my ghetto truck. Injuries (minor to serious): Concussion, blue balls, broken thumb. I had huge balls at one time, thought I was blessed, just a hernia. And I currently have an ulcer. Future Goals: Buy out K-Mart in Fr*******, fire Ph****, strap her ass to a big fucking rocket, and send that motha fucka to the moon!! |