| The Quotes Page |
| This page is dedicated to all the quotes that we consider worth saying. We hope you like them, but if you don't, we don't really care. By the way, we always give credit to those who we got these quotes from, unless we came up with them, of course. Out... |
| "A mind is a terrible thing to spare." ~Common, from the album "Like Water for Chocolate" |
| "They all laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same." ~Charles Manson |
| "I never cared that much, and I never kept in touch, but most of all what really sucks is everything and all of us". ~Dope, from the album "Felons and Revolutionaries" |
| "If you can't beat them, they are not tied up well." ~That is from The Ferret |
| "Look up at me and you will see your savior; Look down at me and you will see a fool; Look straight at me and you will see yourself." ~Charles Manson |
| "I hate morally challenged chicks and those who call but dont want anything important, they must die." ~The Ferret |
| "If you win you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold, but if you lose the devil gets your soul." ~The Charlie Daniels Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia |
| "I've done told you once, you son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best there's ever been." ~ The Charlie Daniels Band, Devil Went Down To Georgia |
| "There's nothing I beleive in more then my own insignificance, so why does everone say my words can make a difference." ~ SR-71, Politicaly Incorrect |
| "You're a lazy bitch Popo, that's why you've got big fat man tits!" The Ferret, talking to Popo |
| "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you". ~ Silent Bob, Clerks |
| "What happened to make us so afraid, you couldn't make a Mel Brook's movie today, I saw Blazing Saddles yesterday", ~ SR-71, politicaly Incorrect |
| "I don't mean to piss you off, with things I might say, When I try to shut my mouth they come out anyway. If you spoke your mind you might feel more connected, but that's not politicaly connected" ~ SR-71, Politicaly Incorrect |
| "Niggas chew gum with they ass, and pop shit." ~Method Man, Tear Da Roof Off |
| "It's not enough that I succeed, but everyone else must fail." Buc Wild, from the Jan. '96 Reality Check |
| "Optimists are the most disappointed people." ~Jonathan, I hope that's spelled right. |
| "You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage." ~Brodie Bruce, Mallrats, right before being hit in the head by a construction beam while he wasn't following his own advice. |
| "Life without knowledge is death in disguise." -Talib Kweli |
| "If more than used for brushing is accidently swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center immediately." ~On toothpaste tubes world-wide (thanks to Laura for this one!) |
| "They're scary little frozen forms of demons stuck in an eternal false happiness......and they give me the creeps." ~Gaud |
| "Life is an eternal line of stupid." ~Gaud and Milus |