| Top 5 of the Week |
| Ok, this section will be about the top 5 of whatever we're thinking of. They are in no particular order other than the order we thought of them. |
| Top 5 Reasons Why the Top 5 Sucks |
| 1. Because we're doing it. 2. Because it hardly ever gets done. 3. Because you're a ball licker! 4. Because Buddha says not to, because it's all the same. 5. Because sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken. |