The Trudy rant came about because of the little commercial on WAM! TV in america where Michelle, Dwayne, Meryl and Caleb (Tai-San, Bray, Ebony and Lex) are singing the song "You Belong To Me" from the soundtrack.  Now, throughout the commercial they have different cast memebers, but no Antonia, and to my anger, it turns out that Dwayne and Caleb don't even lend their voices to the song on the Album.  So, this, and a touch of sleep deprivation motivates me to speak in this weird accent and say something like the following: (The Trudy Rant changes almost everytime I say it, so nothing's written in stone here)

8/11/2002 I just caught an episode of Mirror Mirror II and tried a variation of the Trudy rant...and I couldn't pull it off.  I think it has something to do with the fact that she's really young there and I have this ingrained thing with being fixated on the very young, sociological rules and what have you.  But I agree with doing to the seal killer what he does to the seals.
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Here, here I see Tai-San and Ebony, but I do not see my Trudy, that, is that Salene?, but where is my Trudy?  Ah, there is Patsy, so beautiful, but she is not my Antonia, Ah, there is Salene again, why, why must you not pay Antonia that I may be seeing her smiling and with the dancing and all of the singing, but no,  you, you show me dancing metal poles, but not my Antonia, damn you, damn you all, now I see Lex and Bray, they aren't to even sing on the soundtrack the song, why, why can you not give me my trudy, Meryl, Meryl is so pretty, she'd look better with my Antonia on stage with her.  Wait a minute, that guy, that was Zoot, is not the Zoot dead?, and in the car, was that my Trudy's Brady...why would you toy with me like this, by the giving of the child but not with the giving me of the mother character of the child.  you know what it does to me, I do not care that Wellington is a Nuclear Free City, I care that Wellington is a Trudy Free Zone, you people make me cry you are so evil.  What, What is this, Meryl, Michelle, Dwayne and Caleb are walking through the streets in costume, I wonder if the producers make them to do this thing.  Salene, She reminds me of my sister...Trudy reminds me of the sister I'd rather have, no wait, Trudy must not be my sister...Michelle has grown into her looks, so beautiful she is, so pretty is she, yes.  What in the monkey, is that a martini shaker Bray has, what kind of message is that, My Trudy would never drink, no Antonia would not do this thing.  My Trudy would never to drinkie, I have no chance with sober normal american girls, why would I have this chance with super hot, New Zealand Actress Antonia, I do not have this chance.  Meryl's hair is so very large, I am to wondering if this hair is to all of her own or have they to shaven many many wookies for extentions to make this beautiful hair.  It is beautiful hair for deceptively sweet ebony.  Holy crap I have just spent five minutes ranting because the tribe does not use my special, sweet, lovable, amazing, sexy, vivacious (did I say vivacious, I do not knowing what that means, but I am sure my Antonia is much being the definition of this word...my have been to looking the word definition of the vivacious.  The James was correct, Antonia is to being this words definition), painfully horribly cute, Trudy on their show enough.  Ah yes, I am at seeing the bloopers commercial.  I wait for Antonia, I hate the name Luigi now, Ah, Ebony's voice, such a voice it is.  If I were having the money I would pay Meryl to say "What happened" to me all day long. Ah, my Antonia has appeared as Trudy to my screen. The mirror, the mirror she just will not with the breaking...ah for my trudy, die mirror die, you have been sacrific-ed to the power of the Trudy.  The power of Antonia compels you to be breaking.  Ah my trudy, the focus of an episode...my ranting for now is for ending at this time.  Tai-San's amnesia is taking time from my Trudy.  I must watch.  My Trudy can be so sounding of so evil when she wants to.  Ebony is a evil human...talk of killing a dog.  Hateful human being.  Glad I'm to not liking you as much anymore.  Odd, I find myself actually hating Meryl for that, even though its not her fault.  I will get over it when my Trudy returns, and Ebony will do something to be sweetingness. Use Antonia, she is smart, is beautiful and is great to be using for commercials...Use the Trudy.
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Okay Tribites, that's the Trudy Rant...its only really funny if you were there the first time.  I know it looks stupid to read it, but you have to take in to account this weird accent that a friend and I developed as a joke one time, and I have been throwing a little bit of Gungan (Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode 1) speech patterns into the mix.  Its completely foolish, but its all for a good cause.  An audio version of The Trudy Rant will eventually be available to you.  It may not be the same, as I said it changes each time.  And right now I'm watching something called "Our Hero" instead of The Tribe, so I'm not in a Trudy Rant kind of mood....it'll be a day or two for audio to happen.