Okay so they were never asked frequently but here I
answer some questions I've received regarding this site.

why Spikemaster?
spiked hair, spike. I have this habit of tagging on 'master' to the nicknames I give people. Like Alan over at Sloan Hut is the Fuzzmaster. 'cause he's fuzzy. Okay maybe I should stop that.

Has your husband really never seen this place and why does he think Patrick is gay?
(see old site) It's still up, isn't it. He doesn't really think Patrick is gay, he just likes to tell me that. He also tells me Harrison Ford is gay, as is The Rock, as is Phil Rudd. And so are all the Beastie Boys and John Cusack. Get it?

Tones, you're so cute! My question: would you give up everything you have, for him?
No no, you're the cutest. Would I give up everything I have for him...do you mean like give up my vast barbie collection? My IKEA flatware? My cherished Duran Duran memorabilia? Do away with my Sally Hansen Chrome Nail Makeup? Sell my small kitchen appliances in a yard sale? Live on a south Pacific deserted island like in 'Cast Away' all alone for years and years? Well, I dunno.


1) are you SURE he smells like that? that sounds so heavenly. oh goodness. can you like, find a small vial and rub it against his sweatshirt or something the next time you meet him? i think everyone should contribute a little bit of the distinctive patrick smell and then we could somehow melt the vials together, into a scent so delicious even calvin klein will be jealous. not that his stuff is any good. psh. 'eternity for men.' the insanity of it all.
yes, I will bring a vial and do that. really, I will. (?!)

2) do you honestly go to your site every other day or so, look at the pictures, drool, stare in awe at his greatness, and then click the x in the corner?
not every day

3) would you find it sickening to find out your daughters developed a crush on the man?
they like chris and jay, so no worries. they know patrick is mine. they're respectful like that

4) if someone told me that he was insanely ugly and that i was insanely insane for finding him sexy i would take a baseball bat and beat them down.
I've done that. It's OK.

5) that wasn't a question. this is: will you love patrick forever, even when he is dignified and "old," shall they say, in his late 40's? do you think that yes, his charisma will survive? and WHERE has that smile of the early 90's gone? will it resurface? or has it already been replaced, REPLACED FOREVER by that doomed uh.... non-smile?
I said one question sylvia. ONE

6) also, don't you think he's got the cutest little gut in the world? i could cry myself.
what gut?

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