This is the Spikemaster if he was a squatty cartoon character doll.
  Pretty basic. Now let's see where I can go from here.
This is the Spikemaster relaxing at home in his PJ's.
This is the Spikemaster & Ms. Spikemaster and their pets. Awww
Past Spikemaster incarnations:
Smeared, Twice Removed, One Chord to Another.
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Have you ever asked yourself:
What if the Spikemaster were in another band or group?
No? Well too bad.
"I said, young man, there's no need to feel down.."
"Tell me why-eee ain't nothin' but a mistake, tell me why"
2 weeks after joining Puff Daddy's Family
"I hear you calling, calling for me out in the night, but it's all bad..."
"and I'm feeling so bohemian like you yeah I like you yeah I like you
and I feel whoah-oh, woo! ooh ooh ooh"
" I met this little girlie her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
And spend some time and rock a rhyme I said 'It's not that easy.' "
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This is so Not the Spikemaster and myself in an Alternate Universe.
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Have you ever asked yourself:
What if the Spikemaster were an actor?
No? Forget you.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Full Metal Jacket
Grosse Pointe Blank
Beach Blanket Bingo 
note his fine tan
Brave Heart
The 5th Element
Rocky Horror Picture Show
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The possibilities are endless I tell you.
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