| 2007/2008 Wonderview Varsity Football Roster |
| OFFENSE QB 12 John "Lunchbox" Thomas RB 24 Josh "The Darkness" Byers WR 69 Eddie "The Wiener Schnitzel" Beck WR 55 Donnell "Black Magic" Suttington P 327 Stoney "Orange" Peeler C 84 Jonathon "El Diablo" Gangluff OL 98 Josh Cruse "Control" OL 22 Chris "The Human Eraser" Hogue TE 44 Nick "the Nailgun" Burgener DEFENSE DE 26 Jesse "The Hitman" Burgener DE 79 Adam "The Golden Child" Andres CB 74 Jared "T-Bone" Andres CB 13 Anderson "George" Foreman SS 01 Ravin "Greased Lighting" Garlington FS 66 Dakota "Pancho Villa" Honeycutt LB 10 Charles "Smooth as" Honeycutt LB 45 Mitch "the Brain" Brents DL 23 Lance "No Pants" Hallum COACHING STAFF: Head Coach- Danny "Bird" Heard Defensive Coordinator- Rick "The Brick" Holbrook Offensive Coordinator- Theodore "Teddy Bear" Beck Play Physicist- Dan "Derivative of Pain" Farley Team Chaplain- Reverend Al Sharpton Play-by-Play by Jordan Baker Color Commentary by Farmer Fran |