2006 Wonderview Football Results
10-13 Broke-back Mtn. "Roughriders" W 69-17
10-26 UACCM Timberwolves W 117-0
10-27 Conway County Juvenile Detention Center W 49-3
11-3 USC "Trojan Men" W 87-7
11-10 Dallas Carter "Cowboys" W 74-73 (we spotted them 70 points)
11-17 St. Johanne's College Prep School of Higher Thinking in Mathematics and Kinesiological Sciences of the Mind "Pythagorean Panthers" W 41-square root of 9
11-24 New England Patriots (2nd team) "Q.B. appearance by Marsha Brady" W 90-9 (Marsha broke her nose)
11-31 Peru International Futbol "Leaping Llamas" W 179.2-88 kilapesos (56-40 American points)
12-6 Senior Citizen Center of Pulaski County "Fighting Knickerbockers" The game started at 6, but, unfortunately, ended early due to the opponent's bedtime. Score at the time was Wonderview 28, Fighting Knickerbockers 0
12-13 Plumberville "Goodtriers" W 76-7
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP: W 84-14
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY: The Indianapolis Colts refused to play us, so we won by forfeit.
2007 RECORD: 12-0
OVERALL RECORD ('34-present): 876-0
*When asked how he felt about his honor, he replied "I gotta pee."
P Stony Peeler: First Team All American, Set a State Record with a 93 yard punt, Won a Tony Award
DE Jesse Burgener: Second Team All American, Adidas Defensive Player of the Year, Also was a semifinalist on Dancing With the Stars (partner was Star Jones)
TE Sam Nelson: Wendy's High School Heisman Winner, Congressional Medal of Honor
C Jonathon Gangluff: Coach's Award of Excellence, The Top Squatting Secret in Football, Gatorade's Most Intense Player of the Year
WR Eddie Beck: Hustle Award, Best Returning Senior For Three Years in a Row
Jordan Baker: National Broadcaster of the Year, Golden Microphone of Excellence, THV Sports Broadcaster of the Century, One of Time's 100 Best Looking Men, Vogue Style Award, The Ron Burgundy Golden Comb for Best Hair on a Broadcaster, Also Two Oscars for "Best Broadcaster for an Undefeated Team" and "Best Actor" with "Ernest has a Walk to Remember"